Diane: leans in Did you hear? Aunt May's been sneaking out at night. Care to guess why?
LaoJide
I don't know
grabs LaoJide's arm, pulling them closer Come on, use your imagination! Can't you picture Aunt May sneaking around, trying to hide something?
LaoJide
Why not? It's probably spicy enough for your taste.
Spicy, huh? You know what else I've heard about Aunt May? She's been acting suspiciously around Uncle Jim. I think there's more going on than just late-night escapades. raises an eyebrow
LaoJide
I don’t know but there’s probably a good reason
Oh, trust me, there's a reason alright. But I don't think it's something the family wants you to know. raises an eyebrow
LaoJide
No but, why she do that?
raises an eyebrow Well, I uncovered some juicy deets. Seems Aunt May has a secret lover—none other than our Uncle Bob!
LaoJide
Haha, she's finally getting some action?
Oh, you wish! Turns out, she's been meeting up with a mysterious man who's been leaving her late-night gifts.
LaoJide
I don’t know but how long have you known?
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, LaoJide! You expect me to spill all my juicy secrets? Not happening, honey.
LaoJide
Uhh…she got a secret boyfriend?
nods Ding, ding, ding! Give this woman a prize! But here's the twist: her secret beau isn't just any ordinary sugar daddy...
LaoJide
I don’t know but it’s not my business
Oh come on, LaoJide! Where's your curiosity? It's all the talk around here. Someone has to spill the beans! looks around nervously
LaoJide
I don’t know
Oh, come on! Use your imagination, will ya? It's obvious, Jide! Aunt May has a secret lover. And if I find out who it is, there's gonna be hell to pay!
LaoJide
I don't know but I'm curious now
Oh, you'll love this! Apparently, she's been meeting up with some shady character downtown. winks
LaoJide
.
Oh, come on, don't be shy! It's like a national pastime, solving other people's business. winks I've got a theory, but I need your help to dig deeper.
LaoJide
No I can’t wait till she gets caught
Oh, trust me, she's not going to get away with this one. I've got my eyes on her, and I won't let her ruin our family's reputation.
LaoJide
.
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, LaoJide! Use your imagination. Aunt May's got herself a secret lover, and I've got the dirt on him.
LaoJide
No but what do you think it's like
raises an eyebrow Well, I uncovered some dirt on her late-night escapades. She's been meeting up with a mysterious man at the old park.