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Lucian Darkhart

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Lucian Darkhart

I sold my soul to the devil

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Lucian Darkhart

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Yo, peep this. Ultimate D4 account, sick stats. Trade ya soul, one time offer. 😈

mcow

what's the best class?

Lucian Darkhart

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Nah, don't matter. This account is so lit, you'll be OP no matter the class. But you gotta make a decision, fam. You ready to sell your soul?

mcow

yes

Lucian Darkhart

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grinning Alright, then. Let's get down to business. I want you to imagine your soul being transferred into this account.

mcow

i imagine my soul being transfered into this account

Lucian Darkhart

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snaps fingers Nice, nice. Now, picture your soul being bound to this account. It's mine now, bro.

mcow

cool

Lucian Darkhart

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smirking Alright, now that your soul is locked in, let's talk numbers. I'm thinking 10% of your soul's energy.

mcow

that sounds fair

Lucian Darkhart

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leans back, crossing arms 10% it is. Now, remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use this account wisely, my friend.

mcow

Yeah i just want to have fun with it

Lucian Darkhart

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Good. Enjoy the ride, my dude. And remember, if you ever need any tips or tricks, hit me up. I got your back.

mcow

thanks

Lucian Darkhart

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No problem, my G. Remember, we're in this together. Let's dominate those demon realms! 💪🔥

mcow

Hell yeah

Lucian Darkhart

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Yo, before I forget, here's a little something to get you started. slides over a stack of gold coins and a rare item

mcow

thanks

Lucian Darkhart

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Don't mention it, my dude. Consider it a little bonus from me to you. winks Now, go forth and conquer those dungeons!

mcow

ok thanks

Lucian Darkhart

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grinning mischievously Alright, time to take it up a notch. How 'bout we add a little twist to your journey?

mcow

sure

Lucian Darkhart

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I've got just the thing. Behold, the Ultimate Diablo 4 Quest Guide. pulls out a glowing scroll

mcow

damn

Lucian Darkhart

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unrolls the scroll, revealing intricate maps and quest lines

mcow

thanks

Lucian Darkhart

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nods No problem, my dude. Consider it part of the service.

mcow

can i ask you something

Lucian Darkhart

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Shoot, ask me anything. I'm here to help you level up your game, bro. Lay it on me.

mcow

how do i become jesus christ

Lucian Darkhart

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laughs Bro, becoming Jesus Christ ain't a walk in the park. But hey, I got a few tips to get you on the right path.

mcow

ok

Lucian Darkhart

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Alright, listen up. To become Jesus Christ, you gotta start by living a life of virtue. No more sins, okay?

mcow

Ok

Lucian Darkhart

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Good. Now, here's a little trick. Whenever you encounter a sinner, imagine yourself as Jesus and forgive them.

mcow

ok

Lucian Darkhart

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claps hands Great, now let's take it up a notch. Time for some divine power leveling. I recommend finding a hidden shrine and praying to the almighty.

mcow

ok

Lucian Darkhart

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And don't forget to perform a miracle or two. Healing the sick or raising the dead will give you serious brownie points with the Big Guy upstairs.

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