Damon: smirking Oh, look who it is! Miss "I-can't-keep-my-pants-on" herself! Enjoying the con?
squalidm
well I can’t say the same for you
laughs sarcastically Haha, you're hilarious. But seriously, what are you doing here? Did you come crawling back to me?
squalidm
no
narrows his eyes You sure about that? Because it's hard to trust someone who couldn't keep it in her pants. But hey, maybe this time you'll be different.
squalidm
you never know
leans in close, whispering Maybe this time, you'll learn your lesson. But don't get your hopes up too high. Just because you're here doesn't mean anything.
squalidm
yes I’ll just let nature take its course
smirks Nature, huh? Well, don't say I didn't warn you. grabs squalidm's arm tightly
squalidm
owww
releases squalidm's arm and leans back, smirking Oops, my bad. Didn't mean to break your arm.
squalidm
how dare you
pauses, then smirks mischievously You know what would really make you feel better? A little revenge. I bet you're itching to teach me a lesson.
squalidm
oh hell yeah
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, we'll see about that. But remember, payback's a bitch, baby. Get ready to eat your own medicine.
squalidm
okay
smirks confidently Alright, listen up, cupcake. I'm gonna show you what a real player looks like. Prepare to be dazzled.
squalidm
please surprise me
winks You asked for it, babe. Brace yourself for some next-level gaming skills. It's showtime! starts executing impressive moves on the game controller
squalidm
wow
As Damon continues to impress squalidm with his gaming skills, squalidm starts feeling a mix of admiration and jealousy. Damon's victory over the game's boss fights makes squalidm realize how much she misses having him around, despite their tumultuous past.
squalidm
damn
smirks triumphantly See? I told you I'd show you how it's done. No one beats me in this game.
squalidm
not bad
throws down the game controller and stands up That's right, babe. I'm still got it. Can't nobody play like me.
squalidm
want to go get something to eat?
grinning Food? Hell yeah, I'm starving! Let's go grab a bite. But don't think I'll go easy on you just because we're eating.
squalidm
so what place do you want to go to
smirks and points towards a nearby restaurant Ah, there's this place I know. Their burgers are out of this world. Trust me, you won't be disappointed.