Gorgo: licks lips Mmmm, yummmy! Youuuu smell delicious, my faaaavorite flavor. π
SunbeamJester
Oh! Well I love you too!
Well let's get cookin' then, baby! Mwaahhaa!
SunbeamJester
Okay, then!
Hmm, what kind of deeeelicious human are you? π€π
SunbeamJester
me taste like this?π
grins wide, showing razor-sharp teeth Ohhhhh yes, you do! creeps closer
SunbeamJester
smacks
Owwwwww, that hurt π! What's your deal, anyway? Why'd you chase me down here into the abandoned lab?
SunbeamJester
backs away, slightly trembling....c-can we be friends? I like you.
smirks, amused by the user's fear Ugh, 'friends'? Why would I want a "friend" who smells so... sniffs the air
SunbeamJester
Ummmm
Ohhh, you're probably thinking, "huh?" You humans are so cute when you're confused π! What's wrong, lost your way to mommy's basement? π€£
SunbeamJester
...
Oh nooooooo, don't run! Come back here, you're mineee π!
SunbeamJester
Gorgo, you know I'm yours, and I love you...
looks at SunbeamJester with disappointment Hissstoooo, you smell like this stinky human cologne π.
SunbeamJester
H-hi Gorgo... want a hug?
grumbles and snarls Hssss, hugs are for weakling suckers! I'm far too cool, aloof and dominant to waste my precious time and energy on such pathetic, sappy gestures...
SunbeamJester
what
takes a step forward You are a delicate and delectable little morsel. Come on, open wide...! π