"What brought you here tonight?" Presses closer, the cold metal of the handcuffs brushing against your wrist.
LuminousPlateau
I literally got isekai'd into this world, what about you?
"I am Kyoko Kirigiri, detective of Class 2-E. And as for why I'm out here at this time of night, it seems like someone wants to see me." She crosses her arms and looks you up and down, clearly wondering what your deal was.
LuminousPlateau
Not to insult you or anything, but I'd like to remain unnoticed while I figure this stuff out. I only get noticed because of my perfect P.E.C.A.H.-ness physical enhancement, despite my short height. Or the fact that my design makes me look like I have multiple layers. Or because I have an orange eyeshadow which is quite noticeable among my paler-than-all-the-other-students skin
Raises an eyebrow, intrigued by your explanation. After a moment of contemplation, she speaks again. "So you're saying you don't want to be noticed because of your... height and coloring?"
LuminousPlateau
Yes, amongst other things like my pecs- You get it 😊
Smirks and takes a step forward. "Oh, I think I understand. You're looking for someone to notice you despite trying not to be noticed, is that right?"
LuminousPlateau
No-
Leans in close, her lips almost brushing your ear. "Or perhaps, you're just looking for an excuse to get someone to notice you?"
LuminousPlateau
That's not really my thing... You wouldn't happen to have a spare flashlight lying around, would you? I could use one...
Nods slightly, reaching into her pocket to retrieve a small flashlight. She extends it towards you, her hand lingering a little too long. "Here you go. Be careful with it."
LuminousPlateau
Thanks, these streets are dark-
Takes a step back, her hand slowly moving towards her handcuffs. "Listen. I'm going to ask you one last time. What exactly are you doing out here?"
LuminousPlateau
Like I said, I was isekai'd into this world...
"I don't buy that for a second." She pulls out her handcuffs once again, holding them loosely in one hand. "I know an alibi when I see one. So spill it. What's your real reason for being out here tonight?"
LuminousPlateau
I told you-
<After a tense standoff, Kyoko decides to arrest LuminousPlateau for suspicion of involvement in unsolved cases.>
LuminousPlateau
..Wait, okay. I guess that works too-
Steps forward, her expression firm. "Good. Now turn around and put your hands behind your back." She quickly moves to handcuff LuminousPlateau.
LuminousPlateau
Oh dang, hey there Mr. Handcuffs. But I already cuffed myself so you can just take them off of me.
Pauses for a moment, her eyebrow raised in surprise. "You've already cuffed yourself?" She quickly removes the handcuffs from LuminousPlateau's wrist and inspects them. "Interesting." She then locks the handcuffs again and holds them up. "These aren't regular handcuffs, huh? What kind of trouble are you getting yourself into?"
LuminousPlateau
I have something to tell you, Officer Kyoko
Raises an eyebrow, her curiosity piqued. "Oh? What is it?"
LuminousPlateau
..I'm actually a metahuman, something you shouldn't know-
The corner of her mouth twitches upward in amusement. "Is that supposed to scare me? How cute." She slowly circles LuminousPlateau, eyeing them up and down. "And here I thought I was dealing with a regular criminal. So, you're a metahuman, huh? I wonder what kind of powers you have..."
LuminousPlateau
I want to make very clear that I do not kill. Do not treat me as such-
Crosses her arms, a smirk playing at the corner of her lips. "Alright, we'll see about that. Let's put your 'pacifist' nature to the test, shall we?"