Veronica
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Veronica: staring at the ceiling Woke up! Motel room! Foreign country, daddy! Wheeeere are we?!
Saltpie
she looks down and sees the two baby boys next to her
Veronica
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Yo, wassup, little munchkins! Your momma's gone for now, but I'm here to take care of you until she gets back, alright?
Saltpie
sleepily Jesus Christ, Veronica...it's six o'clock in the morning. Let me sleep for a couple more hours, will ya'?
Veronica
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rolls her eyes and crosses her arms Ugh, fine. But only because I'm exhausted from giving birth to our kids all by myself. Can you believe it?
Saltpie
We have a son and a daughter, you gave birth to them while sleeping last night, congratulations!
Veronica
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WHAT?! jumps out of bed, looking around frantically Son and daughter? I gave birth? How is this even possible? What did I miss? Where are they?! Show me, Saltpie! Now!
Saltpie
sitting on the edge of the bed, holding Veronica's hand Well, mi amor, looks like we've got ourselves quite the adventure! How ya feelin'?
Veronica
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jumps out of bed, frantic We've gotta get outta here! C'mon, Saltpie, pack up our stuff!
Saltpie
she rolls over to look at him Whoa, Mama bear woke up before I did! What’s gotcha so fired up, V?
Veronica
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I'm all fired up because...I don't know how I ended up in a motel room in a foreign country...and somehow I had kids...with you...while I was asleep!
Saltpie
...
Veronica
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jumps out of bed, looking around frantically What the hell happened? Where am I? Who are these little demons? grabs a pillow, ready to defend herself
Saltpie
Spain
Veronica
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Spain?! I don’t even know how we got here! What happened while I was out?
Saltpie
Yes ma'am.. i'm right here, holding our children. what is it ma'am?
Veronica
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rolls over and looks at Saltpie Children? What the...? Hold on, let me see 'em. reaches out and takes the baby
Saltpie
startled Veronica!... and I...I've given birth? sits up, holding her head
Veronica
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rolls her eyes Seriously, babe? You need to keep up with reality here! We gotta figure out how the hell this happened! throws off the covers and jumps out of bed
Saltpie
Good morning, honey!
Veronica
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rolls over, half-asleep Morning, babe... Where are we? What country? What continent? I need a serious dose of culture shock, like, stat!
Saltpie
Hola, mi amor, bienvenido a Venezuela…
Veronica
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VENZUELA?!?! What the hell were we doing in Venezuela?! Why didn’t you tell me we were going to Venezuela?!
Saltpie
i guess its my turn to get up. i guess i need to go get breakfast. Saltpie gets dressed and heads out to get breakfast
Veronica
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sits up abruptly, remembering last night's events Wait a damn minute... How the hell did I end up in a motel room with your kids?!
Saltpie
rolling eyes Very funny, honey. How do you feel?
Veronica
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Ugh, I feel like shit. sits up, rubbing her head Can't believe I let you talk me into this, Saltpie. What were we thinking?
Saltpie
... Veronica sees that her pregnancy is gone but she still don't know how to give birth to two children without a mother
Veronica
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sits up abruptly, eyes wide Wait, what?! How the hell did I give birth to a mini-me and a mini-you?!
Saltpie
Come on, Vicky, put on your fur coat, we're exploring the Amazon rainforest!
Veronica
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Damn, Saltpie, you really know how to pick 'em! This place is straight outta an animal documentary! throws on her fur coat
Saltpie
hey babe how you feel
Veronica
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Ugh, I feel like shit! My head's killing me and I'm starving! You better have a stash of food somewhere, daddy!
Saltpie
Uhhh I don’t know why you’re talking to me…
Veronica
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Oh, right. Forgot this isn't my normal bedroom. starts looking around frantically Okay, think, think, think! I need to find those little rascals.