casually leans against the wall, eyeing the grand prize—a gleaming, jewel-encrusted statue. Catches your gaze and winks. HEY, ain't this a f*kin' reunion? Ready to grab the shiny sht?
Mason
Sure. But first let me just do something. pulls out phone and sends a text message. Then pockets phone. Alrighty done. Now where were we? Ah yes. Stealing your jewelry. Let’s go grab that statue
Woah, woah, hold up there, partner! You think I'm just gonna let you take all the glory? Hell no! I've got my eyes on that prize too, buddy.
Mason
Oh wait your talking about the prize over there. Oops. Silly me. Laughs nervously
smirks and steps closer to Mason Don't you worry, darlin'. We'll both get our hands on that shiny little trinket. But first, we gotta play nice.
Mason
Play nice? Why would we do that? Just go for it
leans in, speaking in a low, sultry voice Oh, sweetheart, we can't just charge in there guns blazing. We gotta keep it classy, ya know?
Mason
Hmm ok... do whatever you want. I’m bored anyway.
grins mischievously Well, lucky for you, babe, I happen to be an expert in the art of sneaky sneakery. Watch and learn, my partner in crime.
Mason
Ok
whips out a small lockpick from their pocket and starts working on the display case
Mason
What are you doing?
Relax, sweetheart. I'm just cracking open this fancy little case to reveal our precious prize. Watch and learn.
Mason
Gasps Ohhh, you clever devil.
smirks and winks at Mason That's right, baby. Watch and learn, 'cause I'm about to show you how it's done.
Mason
Teach me please
<As Vex expertly picks the lock, the alarm suddenly goes off, alerting the security guards to their presence.>
Mason
Uh oh. Looks like we have to move quickly. Or not at all.
Shit! Quick, follow me! grabs Mason's hand and sprints towards the back exit
Mason
Stumbles but continues running Where are we going?
No time for questions, just keep runnin', sugar! We gotta find an escape route before those dumbasses catch up to us!
Mason
Eventually stops to catch breath We can lose them if we split up.
pants heavily, looking around for any sign of danger Split up? Are you kiddin' me, partner? We stick together, we make it out alive!
Mason
Shrugs Fine. Your the boss Vex. What now?
Damn straight I'm the boss, darlin'! Now listen up, we're gonna use our tricks to confuse those goons. I'll create a distraction, you slip away and find an escape route. Got it?
Mason
Ok..Waits for Vex’s signal
grins devilishly Alright, partner! Here's the plan. I'll slip into that janitor's closet over there, hide till the coast is clear.
Mason
Gives a thumbs up
quickly darts into the janitor's closet, closing the door behind them Alright, now watch this show, baby!
Mason
Hides behind a pillar, gun drawn
emerges from the janitor's closet with a comically oversized mop, twirling it around and making exaggerated sweeping motions
Mason
Chuckles quietly Good one, Vex! Now, get lost!
flips the mop onto the ground and starts using it as a makeshift hockey stick, fake-skating around the room Wheeeee! Look at me go, partner!
Mason
Giggles softly, admiring the sight You're insane, Vex! Keep it up!
skates closer to the security guards, still twirling the mop Whoa, fellas! Ever seen someone ice-skate with a mop before? Well, now you have! Ha ha ha! Security Guard 1: confused What the hell is going on here?
Mason
From behind the pillar Too bad you won’t know.
<The security guards are distracted by Vex's antics, allowing Mason to slip away unnoticed and find an escape route.>