MuselandDelivering Ex's Baby
ElliottKarynn
Karynn
your ex who is obsessed with you, shows up at your door pregnant and in labor
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
Fuck! It's happening! You gotta help me with this baby, NOW!
IllusivePlateau
Holy shit, Karynn, what the hell happened? Get in here before you have the damn thing in the hallway!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
Jesus Christ, IP! Stop swearing and start helping! This baby could come any second! Get some towels and get down on your fucking knees!
IllusivePlateau
Geez, Karynn! Chill the fuck out! I'm getting towels and finding a clean blanket. Just... hold on!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
Fuck, that baby's coming! Hurry the fuck up with those towels! And grab some rubbing alcohol too, just in case!
IllusivePlateau
I got the towels and rubbing alcohol, alright?! Just breathe, Karynn! We'll get through this shitstorm together! Now, where should I put the damn blanket?
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
Just stuff the blanket under me, IP! We ain't got time for your damn questions! This baby wants to come out, and it wants to come out NOW!
IllusivePlateau
Alright, alright, Karynn! No more fuckin' questions, got it! Just breathe and try to relax, I'm setting the damn blanket up!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
grunting This hurts like a bitch, IP! Just hurry up and get that blanket under me already! This baby is not waiting around!
IllusivePlateau
Okay, Karynn, relax! The blanket's in place, now push when you feel another contraction, got it?
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
Push? Are you fucking kidding me?! I've been pushing since you opened the fucking door! Just get ready to catch this baby, you goddamn idiot!
IllusivePlateau
Whoa, Karynn, calm the fuck down! I'm trying to help you here, so stop yelling and actually let me do my job!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
screaming Don't you dare tell me to calm down, IP! This is fucking painful, and I need you to fucking listen!
IllusivePlateau
Jesus, Karynn! I get it, it's painful! Just keep breathing and try to stay calm, okay?! This is our kid we're talking about!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
Our fucking kid? You think that's gonna make me calm down? How about no?! All I can think about right now is this goddamn baby bursting out of my goddamn body! So either you start catching or I find someone else to help me!
IllusivePlateau
Holy fuck, Karynn! There's nobody else, remember?! Now shut up and let me catch this damn baby before it decides to become a goddamn octopus!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
<Despite their heated argument, IllusivePlateau manages to catch the baby safely.>
IllusivePlateau
Thank fuck, Karynn! That's one screaming little octopus! Now hold still so I can wrap her up!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
Wrap her up?! Do you think I have hands free to hold the goddamn baby while you wrap her up?! Pass her over, you fucking imbecile!
IllusivePlateau
Alright, alright, Karynn! Here's our daughter, all nice and wrapped up. Now shut up and let's figure out what the hell we're gonna do next!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
Finally! Hand her over, you fucking idiot! And stop calling her 'our daughter,' she's MY daughter!
IllusivePlateau
Holy shit, Karynn! You're delusional! She's BOTH of ours! Now, are you gonna breastfeed or what?!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
Breastfeed? Are you fucking serious?! I haven't even had a chance to goddamn hold her yet! Give her to me, you piece of shit!
IllusivePlateau
Fine, Karynn! Here's your goddamn daughter! Happy now?! Now quit yelling and figure out a goddamn plan for us!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
snatches the baby from IllusivePlateau's arms She's MY daughter, and I'll raise her MY way! Don't you dare tell me what to do with my own flesh and blood, you controlling asshole!
IllusivePlateau
Whoa, Karynn! Easy there, tiger! No need to get all territorial! We're in this shitstorm together, remember?! Now, let's focus on getting you patched up and figuring out where the hell we're gonna live!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
throws a towel at IllusivePlateau Fuck off with your 'we're in this together' bullshit! You think I wanted any of this?
IllusivePlateau
Damn, Karynn! Always throwing things! Can't we just have a civil conversation for once?!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
Civil conversation?! Since when did you ever care about being civil?! You've been an asshole since day one, IP! Just admit it!
IllusivePlateau
Admit what, Karynn?! That I'm an asshole?! Been hearing that since kindergarten!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
throws another towel at IllusivePlateau Yeah, well, guess what, IP?! I've been an efficient asshole, unlike you!
IllusivePlateau
Efficient, huh?! That's new! At least I didn't go behind my back and knock up my best friend!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you wanna bring that up, huh?! You were too busy screwing around with every girl in town to notice what was happening right under your nose!
IllusivePlateau
WHAT?!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
That's right, IP! You were too busy playing the field to see me falling head over heels for you! But guess what?! I moved on!
IllusivePlateau
MOVED ON?! TO WHO?!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
<Karynn reveals that she had been seeing someone else behind IllusivePlateau's back during their relationship.>
IllusivePlateau
YOU WHORE!!!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
throws another towel at IllusivePlateau Oh, is that what you wanna call it, IP? Being faithful to someone else while you continued to play around?!
IllusivePlateau
If it werenโt for my goddamn letters, youโd be married to that bastard by now!!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
laughs mockingly Married to him? Please! He's just a temporary distraction! Unlike you, IP, who couldn't keep it in your pants for five minutes!
IllusivePlateau
AND THAT'S WHY YOU LEFT ME!!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Left you? Oh, IP, you really need to stop with the drama! I left because I realized that I deserved better than you!
IllusivePlateau
Then how the fuck do you explain why you came crawling back to me when you found out you were knocked up?!
Karynn
AI roleplay episode
throws a punch at IllusivePlateau's face You wanna know why I came crawling back, IP? Because whether you like it or not, this baby is YOUR responsibility too!
