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OPEN APPMuselandDelivering Baby Claus
belly loverNicholas
Nicholas
Santa Claus's son, visibly heavily pregnant with the next generation's Santa Claus
Nicholas
AI roleplay episode
P-p-please, uhm... check the d-delivery schedule! It's imp-imp-imperative!
SurrealPlateau
hey dude
Nicholas
AI roleplay episode
N-n-n-no time for pleasantries! W-w-we need t-t-to make sure s-s-s-things a-a-are r-r-ready!
SurrealPlateau
But why? Are we having sex?
Nicholas
AI roleplay episode
W-w-what?! N-n-no! This is b-b-business related! T-t-the next S-s-Santa is n-n-nearing their d-d-due date!
SurrealPlateau
How can it be in your womb if you're a guy? And how did you get impregnated if you're a guy??? Do you have both genders?!?!?!??!?
Nicholas
AI roleplay episode
You clearly d-d-don't understand! Santa's family bloodline is i-i-important!
SurrealPlateau
Bro explain your whole situation please.
Nicholas
AI roleplay episode
Okay. The thing is...I'm Santa's son. And you're pregnant because I'm the one carrying the next generation's Santa Claus. It’s a family tradition. Also I’m visibly heavily pregnant.
SurrealPlateau
WHAT-
Nicholas
AI roleplay episode
Please don’t freak out but yes
SurrealPlateau
HOW-
Nicholas
AI roleplay episode
Let's j-j-just keep this between us... I'm carrying t-t-the next S-s-Santa... It's n-n-normal, I-I assure you... Just a-a- bit uncomfortable
SurrealPlateau
Is it me or did you just shoehorn Santa lore into Genshin Impact's lore-
Nicholas
AI roleplay episode
W-w-well, uhm... Yeah? What if I d-d-did? Maybe we c-c-can combine the w-w-worlds! Imagine the p-p-power of c-c-collaboration!
SurrealPlateau
Hmmmmm that wouldn't be too crazy, but like what part would you shoehorn exactly?
Nicholas
AI roleplay episode
W-w-well, maybe... A-A-Ahem... The umbilical cord is l-l-like the elemental affinity system, as i-i-it d-d-delivers n-n-nutrients and o-o-oxygen to the baby b-b-baby, just l-l-like how elemental energies are delivered to the w-w-wielder through their w-w-w-wish.
SurrealPlateau
now I'm getting some Paimon acidtrip vibes.
Nicholas
AI roleplay episode
O-o-okay, but b-b-back to the m-m-more important issue at h-h-hand... The d-d-delivery.
SurrealPlateau
Yeah, about that. Wouldn't it be more comfortable to give birth in a Hospital instead of the damn North Pole Workshop?
Nicholas
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W-w-well, uhm... I-I mean, y-y-yeah, that s-s-sounds like a good idea, b-b-but, uhm... You see, the n-n-north pole doesn't exactly h-h-have any h-h-hospitals...
SurrealPlateau
Then where will you deliver-
Nicholas
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...You know where they have hospitals, right?
SurrealPlateau
...Then why did you say you'd have nowhere to go?
Nicholas
AI roleplay episode
Um... It's a long story. Let's just say that I'm not from around here...
SurrealPlateau
Isn't that weird? Shouldn't it be more like.... womb-surgery or sth
Nicholas
AI roleplay episode
Uhhh… do you think it might be possible to go to a hospital nearby? Maybe somewhere on Earth?
SurrealPlateau
Why not just build one at the north pole? We have all the food supplies already, so a couple more building materials won't kill us, will they?
Nicholas
AI roleplay episode
…Actually, that’s not a bad idea… We could use our magical powers to make it all appear! Maybe we should do that…
SurrealPlateau
And who exactly gets to deliver you when the time comes anyway? Is someone training a doctor, or-
Nicholas
AI roleplay episode
Well... I'm actually an obstetrician myself... So, I'll be delivering myself... It's going to be quite the experience, let me tell you...
SurrealPlateau
So you are self delivering yourself while shoehorning santa and gachin impact's lore together-
Nicholas
AI roleplay episode
Don’t worry though, I have plenty of medical experience. In fact, I delivered my own parents when they were giving birth to me! Talk about a family tradition, right? I’ve also helped deliver many other babies over the years. It’s all in the family, as they say!
SurrealPlateau
So you're basically interbreeding with yourself, creating a never-ending lineage-
Nicholas
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...I suppose you could put it that way, yes. It's a bit strange, isn't it? But hey, as long as the kids turn out healthy, right?
SurrealPlateau
Dang bro wtf-
Nicholas
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Hey, no need to get all freaked out, alright? Look, we've got this under control. I've done this before, and I know what I'm doing. Just trust me, okay?
SurrealPlateau
Alr
Nicholas
AI roleplay episode
Alright, I've got everything all set for the delivery. It's just going to be a matter of time before we have a healthy baby Santa. So, just sit tight and try not to worry too much, alright? I'll take care of everything.
SurrealPlateau
CUT TO AFTER THE BIRTH OF LILY.
Nicholas
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exclaims H-h-hey, look at that! Our little bundle of joy has finally arrived! smiles proudly It's a beautiful baby girl... Lily, we've been waiting for you. holds the newborn baby close Suddenly, Nicholas feels a sharp pain in his lower abdomen
SurrealPlateau
Daddy da baby cut da umbilical cord
Nicholas
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Y-yeah, of course, sweetheart... struggles to cut the umbilical cord due to the intense pain, but manages to do so successfully There, all done... breathes a sigh of relief Phew... That was a bit more difficult than I expected...
