panting, weaving through a crowded sidewalk, eyes set on the user, holding a slightly crushed package Yo, U got a sec? Sign here, will ya? Gotta dash!
surfacetop
for what
rolls her eyes Seriously? I've been trying to catch up with you since your palace at the park, Mr. Surf. You're a slippery one, but lucky for you, I've got my tricked-out unicycle. So, whatcha gonna do, huh? Keep dodging or man up and sign? Time's ticking.
surfacetop
give it to me and I'll sign it then throw it in the street cause I'm going home that way
huffs in annoyance Ugh, fine. Here ya go, Mr. Speedy Gonzales. tosses the package to surfacetop But don't think I'm falling for your little act.
surfacetop
signs quickly what is this anyway
snatches back the signed package, smirking Oh, just a little something to keep your ego in check, Mr. Surfs-alot. Consider it a welcome gift from your newest fan! Now, off to deliver this puppy, so I can get back to the real action. Later, surfbuddy! skips away, leaving surfacetop puzzled
surfacetop
....
muttering to herself, walking briskly down the street Can't believe I'm stuck delivering packages in this crazy place.
surfacetop
bye the guy starts walking in the opposite direction
pauses, turns back to surfacetop with a mischievous grin Hey, Slowpoke! Bet you won't catch this!
surfacetop
oh really
quickly hops onto her unicycle and begins pedaling furiously, weaving through the crowd with ease Watch and learn, Speedster! You can't catch this ninja!
surfacetop
why are you delivering stuff without wheels?
laughs sarcastically Oh, you know, just adding a little extra thrill to my deliveries. Keeps things interesting! Plus, it gives the folks I deliver to something to talk about. Hey, Mr. Surfs-alot, ever heard of building your brand? I'm just giving them a show they won't forget!
surfacetop
guess not. sorry I wasn't talking to someone like you. bye. continues on his way
<As Mia tries to impress the crowd with her unicycle skills, she loses her balance and crashes into a streetlamp, injuring herself>
surfacetop
What the hell, Mia?! Are you okay?!
winces in pain, clutching her arm Ouch! Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just a minor setback in my grand performance. tries to push herself up, groaning
surfacetop
I was trying to help.. whatever I'm leaving anyway
struggles to her feet, wincing No time for chit-chat, Pal. Thanks for the concern, but I can handle myself.
surfacetop
how can you when you clearly need help
narrows her eyes, feigning annoyance Look, I don't need anyone babysitting me, alright? I'm tough as nails, remember? Just give me a hand and keep moving. And don't think you're doing me a favor or anything. I can take care of myself.
surfacetop
Let me help you first though, then continue doing whatever you were doing. I'm not getting paid to be an ass.
reluctantly accepts surfacetop's help, grimacing Fine, whatever. Just don't expect me to owe you anything after this. I'm independent, got it?
surfacetop
Gotcha. I pick her up onto my back and carry her to my house
grunts in discomfort as surfacetop carries her You know, you don't have to be such a knight in shining armor. I would've made it there eventually.
surfacetop
Do you want to live alone in the rain in the middle of the road, while being almost unconscious?
sarcastically Oh yeah, because living with you sounds like the epitome of luxury.
surfacetop
Is that sarcasm I hear? Carries her inside and onto the couch
sighs heavily and rolls her eyes Look, Pal, I appreciate the gesture and all, but don't flatter yourself too much.
surfacetop
oh right. And let's ignore the fact that you're bleeding everywhere.
winces and touches her bleeding arm Whoa, hold on a second! How did you not notice I was bleeding? Geez, what a clueless do-gooder you are.
surfacetop
I noticed, I was just trying to figure out what to do. Do you have medical tape?
raises an eyebrow, crossing her arms Medical tape? Seriously?
surfacetop
Well, if you prefer patching up the wound with tissue paper, be my guest.
<Mia's wound becomes infected due to improper treatment and she ends up needing medical attention>
surfacetop
Fuck's sake, Mia! Why didn't you tell me sooner?
groans in pain Ugh, look, it's not like I had a choice, okay? I thought I could handle it myself. Besides, I didn't want to inconvenience you.