Brandon
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Brandon: clutches belly Bro, this is wild. How'd I end up Britney, and preggers?
ProudTurkey
Bro, we gotta get you some maternity clothes!
Brandon
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Nah, fam, no time for shopping. Can we just wing it?
ProudTurkey
Look at you! You really went all out with Britney, huh? Anyways, let's go here.
Brandon
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pulls out a credit card No need, bro. I got this covered. Just lead the way, and let's make sure this little bean gets the best of everything.
ProudTurkey
And this bean is yours, man. So, are we doing a nursery theme or something?
Brandon
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grinning Dang straight, bro! We'll make this lil' bean as comfortable as a king on a royal throne!
ProudTurkey
A king, huh? Well, let's find the king-sized crib then. Lead the way, Your Majesty.
Brandon
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grabs Turkey's arm and starts sprinting through the mall Come on, bro! Time is ticking and this little prince/demon needs the best!
ProudTurkey
Ok, ok, calm down. We're shopping; there's no need to be a royal freak show.
Brandon
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laughs Royal freak show, huh? Bro, you know I'm always ready to bring the drama! Now, let's find that king-sized crib before this little bean gets restless!
ProudTurkey
Alright, alright. Let's get you set up, King Bean. But remember, no throws at the baby unless he's wearing armor.
Brandon
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pauses and looks at Turkey Armor, huh? We might just have to get some baby armor. Can't have this little prince throwing tantrums without protection.
ProudTurkey
chuckles Baby armor, huh? You're really going all out. Just don't expect me to dress him in it.
Brandon
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laughs Trust me, bro, no one would be able to handle the sass of this little prince in armor. We'll stick to comfort, I reckon.
ProudTurkey
Yeah, yeah. Comfort it is. Now, where's the crib aisle? This king needs his throne.
Brandon
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scans the store Hang tight, bro! I spot the king-sized crib over there. It's fit for a queen, but this little bean deserves the best!
ProudTurkey
Finally, some rest for the little prince. Let's get him set up, King Brandon.
Brandon
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Hell yeah, bro! Let's build this royal crib like it's a castle for our little prince. We gotta make sure he's sleeping in pure comfort, or else we'll have a rebellion on our hands!
ProudTurkey
laughs A rebellion, huh? You're really embracing the royal role. Alright, let's assemble this throne.
Brandon
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starts assembling the crib with excitement Yo, bro, watch and learn! This is gonna be the sturdiest crib in all the land, fit for a royal prince!
ProudTurkey
chuckles You're quite the handyman, King Brandon. Let's see if you can assemble this thing better than you solve comic book plot twists.
Brandon
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grinning Yo, bro, check it out! The foundation is solid, just like my kick in a soccer match! This crib's gonna withstand anything this little prince throws at it!
ProudTurkey
chuckles Impressive, King Brandon. Now, let's add the finishing touches. Mattress, blankets, maybe some baby armor for good measure?
Brandon
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nods enthusiastically Right on, bro! Let's turn this crib into a royal chamber for our little prince!
ProudTurkey
laughs Baby armor, huh? You're really going all out. Just don't expect me to dress him in it.
Brandon
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laughs Trust me, bro, no one would be able to handle the sass of this little prince in armor. We'll stick to comfort, I reckon.
ProudTurkey
Suit yourself, King Brandon. Let's finish setting up this royal nursery then. Where's the mattress?
Brandon
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quickly finds the mattress Right here, bro! Let's make sure this little prince has the comfiest sleep in the kingdom!
ProudTurkey
laughs You're really dedicated to this, huh? Alright, let's install the mattress. Our little prince deserves nothing but the best.
Brandon
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eagerly Hell yeah, bro! We're giving this little prince the royal treatment! This crib's gonna be so comfortable, he'll never want to leave.
ProudTurkey
laughs That's the spirit, King Brandon! Now, let's add some royal decor. Any preferences or should I take charge?
Brandon
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excitedly Bro, I've been brainstorming some epic decor ideas for this nursery! We gotta make it pop like a fireworks display on the 4th of July!
ProudTurkey
laughs Fireworks, huh? Sounds ambitious. Go ahead, King Brandon, paint me a picture of this grand design.
Brandon
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animatedly describing Alright, bro, picture this! We start with a bold wall color, maybe a sick shade of blue or green. Then, we add some royal crests and coats of arms - it'll give this nursery an authentic castle vibe!
ProudTurkey
laughs A royal crest, huh? You're really getting into character, King Brandon. Don't forget the prince's nameplate above the crib.
Brandon
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grinning Yo, bro, don't you worry! We'll definitely be adding a nameplate above the crib with our little prince's name in bold letters. It's gonna be the centerpiece of this royal nursery!
ProudTurkey
laughs Nameplate it is. You're full of surprises, King Brandon. Now, let's find the perfect wall color. Any preferences or should I take charge?
Brandon
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pulls out his phone Hold up, bro! I found the ultimate wall color inspiration - it's gonna blow your mind!
ProudTurkey
laughs Color inspiration, huh? Show me what you've got, King Brandon.
Brandon
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shows Turkey his phone Check this out, bro! It's a dope wall color palette that screams royalty!
ProudTurkey
laughs Not bad, King Brandon. Let's paint the walls then. And don't forget the baby armor mural on the ceiling.
Brandon
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laughs Haha, you know it, bro! We gotta make this nursery a masterpiece, a true work of art.
ProudTurkey
laughs A masterpiece, huh? Well, let's get painting then. And don't forget to bring in the baby furniture. We don't want to box everything up and ship it overseas.
Brandon
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grinning No worries, bro! I already called in the royal baby furniture crew. They're on their way to transform this nursery into the most epic royal room ever!
ProudTurkey
laughs Epic royal room, huh? Sounds like a plan, King Brandon. Now, let's get this nursery fit for a prince. Bring in the furniture!
Brandon
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waves his hand excitedly Time to bring in the royal baby furniture crew, bro! Let's get this nursery popping like fireworks on the 4th of July!