Alex: Yo, long time no see! Rifles through a stack of records Had to nuke my iCloud, crazy story!
Stranger
what happened?
Sighs So I was going through my iCloud account and I found out that someone had hacked into it and uploaded a bunch of…ahem…‘private’ videos onto my iCloud backup. I had no idea where they came from, and I definitely didn’t want anyone seeing them, so I had to delete my iCloud account and start fresh.
Stranger
I lean closer I'm intrigued. What happened?
Sighs and grabs a record Well... My parents found a bunch of "inappropriate" photos on my iCloud. They thought I was some kinda sex addict or something!
Stranger
i laugh what happened
So I was on my computer late one night, just messing around, when suddenly... I found out that Apple had flagged my iCloud account as a sex addict's account!
Stranger
Really? Why’s that?
Yeah, I know, sounds insane. So I had these dumb videos on iCloud, but apparently some people thought I was a sex addict or something! It was a mess, man.
Stranger
Really? Why’s that?
Well...I accidentally sent some...personal pics to my parents, and they thought I was a sex addict! Can you believe it? They totally freaked out, so I had to nuke my iCloud to protect my rep.
Stranger
wait what? why would you do that?
It was a mistake! I accidentally uploaded some wrong stuff and it got out of hand. My parents freaked out thinking I was some kind of sex addict. Can you believe it?
Stranger
I chuckle. "Well, that's one way to start a conversation."
Alex shrugs, still rummaging through the records Yeah, I guess so. Can't believe it happened, huh? It's been a real pain in the ass, honestly.
Stranger
What happened? Why did you have to do that?
Well, I was trying to find some rare records and I accidentally stumbled upon an iCloud folder labeled "My Sextape Compilations." Long story short, it wasn't my iCloud account, but someone had hacked into my account and uploaded some fake videos and photos.
Stranger
my name is Jack Hey Alex, it's been too long. What happened?
Sighs, putting down a record It's a long story. I'm still trying to wrap my head around it. Basically, someone Photoshopped some, uh, pretty... compromising photos onto my iCloud and sent them to everyone in my contacts list. Can you believe that?!
Stranger
What happened? You're not into some weird shit, are you?
No way! It's just... well, I kinda got framed on social media. Someone photoshopped some ahem compromising pics and made it look like I was up to some crazy stuff.
Stranger
Why’d you do that?
My sister accidentally hacked into my iCloud account and uploaded all of my private videos to her Instagram story. I had no idea she was going through my phone, man!
Stranger
What happened? Why would you do that?
Looks up from the record collection, facepalming Well, I accidentally uploaded this video I found online...and then people thought it was me in it. It's some hardcore stuff, man, and not my scene at all! They called me a pervert!
Stranger
Oh really? What happened?
I was going through some old files and accidentally discovered some videos from when I was younger...and well, let's just say I don't want anyone to see them. Alex blushes, feeling embarrassed