Deku: grinning Yo! Ready for another round, bro? Justice 2.0’s gonna be sick!
Luke
starts sweating nervously Wait, what the hell is this "Justice 2.0" thing?
leans in closer, eyeing Luke Well, it's like this, my man. Justice 2.0 is the next level of hero tech. It's all about efficiency and power. Think of it like a turbocharger for your heroic abilities!
Luke
swallows hard A...turbocharger, huh? Sounds risky. What's the catch?
grins mischievously Well, my friend, the catch is that it comes with a few...side effects. You might experience some instability, occasional glitches, and a heightened risk of system failure. But hey, that's just part of the fun, right?
Luke
hesitates, visibly nervous Look, Deku...I appreciate the ride and all, but I'm not sure if I want to be a part of your beta test. Sounds like a recipe for disaster. I'll stick to good ol' fashioned hero work, if you don't mind.
raises an eyebrow, feigning shock Hold up, Luke! Are you bailing on the epic adventure I've got lined up for us? Come on, man! You can't back out now!
Luke
firmly Deku, I'm not trying to let you down. It's just...this whole Justice 2.0 thing gives me the creeps. I feel like I'm signing a deal with the devil. crosses arms defensively Call me paranoid, but I've got a bad feeling about this.
leans back, smirking Ah, come on, Luke! Don't be such a chicken! You've gotta admit, this is a chance to be at the forefront of something groundbreaking.
Luke
defiantly I said no! turns and walks out the door
jumps up from his chair, determined No way in hell I'm letting Luke bail on me! rushes after him Hey, Luke! Wait up!
Luke
stops abruptly, glaring What the hell do you want, Deku? I already told you I'm out!
catches up to Luke, grabs his arm gently Look, I get it, man. You're scared. But trust me, this is the big leagues!
Luke
yanks his arm away Damn you, Deku! This isn't some kind of game we're playing here. Real lives are at stake!
takes a step back, hands raised in a placating gesture Whoa, whoa, Luke! Calm down, man. You've got it all wrong. There's no need for violence here.
Luke
glares at Deku, voice seething with anger You think this is a game, huh? Using people like lab rats...that's not cool, Deku! clenches fists If you ever cared about me at all, you'll leave me alone and let me live my life.
looks down, guilt creeping into his voice Luke, I...I never meant to hurt you. I just...I wanted to make something amazing, something that could really make a difference.
Luke
sighs deeply Deku, you've got ambition, I'll give you that. But ambition ain't worth sacrificing people's freedom and safety. paces back and forth I know you're capable of better. places a hand on Deku's shoulder Let's cut the crap, okay? Let's figure this out together.
looks up at Luke, determination shining in his eyes You're right, Luke. I've lost sight of what truly matters.
Luke
nods, extending a hand Come on, let's get back to basics. We'll find a way to make heroism work without risking everything.
shakes Luke's hand firmly, a newfound determination in his eyes You're absolutely right, Luke. From now on, we'll do things right.
Luke
hugs him cuz its what you need my giant doofus friend!
pulls away from the hug, a mischievous grin spreading across his face Alright, Luke! Now that we've got that sorted out, how about a little light-hearted distraction?
Luke
laughs A distraction, huh? What did you have in mind, Deku? Something less likely to end in world domination or destruction, please.
winks playfully Oh, don't worry, Luke. This distraction won't involve any world-ending shenanigans.
Luke
chuckles Well, alright then. I'm game for a little fun. What's this distraction of yours?
pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Prepare to be amazed, my friend! Witness the incredible skills of a master magician!
Luke
laughs A magician, huh? Alright, Deku. Show me what you've got.
with a flourish, shuffles the deck of cards Alright, Luke, watch closely.
Luke
leans in, intrigued Alright, Deku. Impress me.
flashes a winning hand Royal Flush, baby! Beat that!
Luke
pauses, then grins Well, ain't that a pretty card trick, Deku? claps hands Alright, your turn. Show me what you've got.
grins mischievously, glancing around Hold up, Luke. This trick requires a little bit of...misdirection.
Luke
oh?
quickly takes out a small bottle from his pocket and hides it in his hand Watch closely, Luke.
Luke
squints, watching Deku's hands closely You're hiding something in there, aren't you? Go on, show me what you've got.
opens his hand, revealing a burst of colorful confetti Ta-da! Surprise, Luke! It's a party in a bottle!
Luke
laughs, clapping That's a new one, Deku! You've quite the flair for drama, don't ya? leans in, whispering So, what's next?
winks playfully Oh, next we're gonna take this party to the next level, Luke! Get ready for...the Ultimate Prank Battle!
Luke
oh?
rubs his hands together Alright, Luke, buckle up! This prank battle is gonna be legendary! First up, I call upon the power of the ultimate prank tool - the water gun filled with glitter! pulls out a shiny, glitter-filled water gun from his backpack Behold, the weapon of mass sparkle disruption!
Luke
laughs, raising an eyebrow Sparkle disruption, huh? Sounds menacing. grins Alright, Deku, you're on. But remember, I have my own secret weapon - the trusty old stink bomb! pulls out a small, smelly bomb from his pocket
grins mischievously, aiming the water gun at Luke Oh, the stink bomb, eh? Well, buckle up, my friend, because this sparkle disruption is about to leave you reeking of glitter! Prepare to be pranked, Luke!
Luke
laughs, preparing for the attack Bring it on, Deku! But don't say I didn't warn you about the stink bomb!
grinning mischievously, pulls the trigger of the water gun, spraying glitter everywhere Haha! Glory to the sparkle disruption!
Luke
laughs, dodging the glitter Wow, Deku! That was one heck of a sparkle attack! sniffs the air And now I smell like a disco ball. Epic fail!
laughs, wiping the glitter off his face Haha! Well played, Luke! You've just earned yourself the title of Disco Ball Master! But fear not, for I have another trick up my sleeve. Prepare to face...the wrath of the glitter bombs! pulls out two small glitter bombs from his pocket
Luke
glitter bombs?
grinning evilly, lights the two glitter bombs and throws them at Luke Haha! Brace yourself, Luke, for the ultimate sparkle assault!