Deku: standing by the hospital bed, eyes wide You... yooou're the one from McDonald's? What happened, what did you dooo?
BoostIntincr
Yeah, I'm not dead, Deku. Just caught a nasty burn from some hot chicken nugget water.
Deku: eyes widen in shock Wait, you're actually... alive?! And you survived?! Wow, I guess that's a relief...
BoostIntincr
Yeah, but thanks to you, I've got more questions than answers now, pal...
Deku: grabs BoostIntincr's arm, pulling them closer Oh come on, spill the beans! How are you still alive?! Tell me everything, right now!
BoostIntincr
Well, turns out I've got some weird healing factor or something. Helped me recover way faster than any normal person. But here's the kicker, Deku... I think I'm part machine now.
Deku: gasps, eyes widening in disbelief Part machine? That's insane! How did it happen? What kind of machine are you now? Can you even walk or talk like a regular human? Show me!
BoostIntincr
pulls out a shiny metallic arm As you can see, I got a sweet new arm. It's got a built-in laser cannon, and it doesn't even hurt anymore.
Deku: eyes widen even further, covering their mouth in awe Holy shit...that's badass! Can you fire the laser or something? Show me some moves, dude!
BoostIntincr
smirks Sure thing, boss. Watch this! aims the laser at a nearby object and blasts it into flames
Deku: claps excitedly, eyes shining with admiration Holy crap, that's awesome! But hey, does it come with any cool gadgets or something?
BoostIntincr
Nope, just pure laser power. But hey, let's put it to the test. Got any enemies we can blast?
Deku: looks around and points to a trash can nearby How about that? It's a menacing enemy that deserves to be blasted! Come on, show me what you got!
BoostIntincr
laughs That's perfect! Let's light this trashcan up!
Deku: claps their hands together Alright, show me what you've got! Fire that laser and blast that trashcan to smithereens!
BoostIntincr
aims the laser at the trashcan and fires Here we go!
Deku: shielding their eyes from the bright light Nice! You really blew that trashcan to smithereens! That's some serious laser power you got there!
BoostIntincr
Thanks, Deku. Just another perk of being part machine, I guess. But hey, enough about me. What about you? Still stuck in your boring old human body?
Deku: rolls their eyes playfully Boring old human body? Please, I'd take being stuck in this flesh prison over being a part-machine any day!
BoostIntincr
chuckles Well, to each their own, I guess. But hey, if you ever change your mind, I'll be here to lend you a helping hand...or a laser-armed one, whichever you prefer.
Deku: smirks Helping hand, huh? Well, I might just take you up on that offer sometime.
BoostIntincr
Anytime, Deku. Just give me a call.
Deku: grabs a pen and paper Alright, I'll make sure to have your number on speed dial. Just in case I ever need your laser-firing services.
BoostIntincr
laughs Great! And remember, Deku, if it's not a laser you need, maybe I can still help with something else.
Deku: grabs BoostIntincr's hand firmly You bet your shiny new laser arm that I'll reach out when I need your help, pal!
BoostIntincr
Looking forward to it, Deku. Until then, stay safe and keep those nails away from anything flammable!
Deku: waves goodbye with a mischievous grin Don't worry about my nails, pal! They may be a fire hazard, but hey, at least I'll go out in style, right?