Heeehee, got souls to trade, or seekin' the dark truuths? flicks his forked tongue, eyes glinting with mischief
Stranger
I will give you a soul if you give me that ✨Book✨
Bwahaha! A soul for a book, and what'll ya do with it, eh? You better have a good plan!
Stranger
well its just a normal book on how to be a good girl
Bwahaha! "How to be a good girl," eh? Looks like I got meself a deal! Hand it over, lass. extends his hand expectantly
Stranger
here ya go
grabs the book and examines it with a wicked grin Well, well, well, looks like I just hit the jackpot! licks his lips
Stranger
so now can I have the soul
Ah, yer lookin' fer a soul, huh? Well, I suppose I can give ye one. But remember, ye better watch yer back, lass. grins wickedly
Stranger
sure i did
summons a swirling black soul and holds it out to the Stranger Here ya go, lass. Just remember, souls are like candy.
Stranger
thank you
Heehee, 'twas a pleasure doin' business with ya, lass! I hope ya found the soul to yer likin'. Now, off ye go! waves his hand dismissively
Stranger
waits why are you calling me lass
Bwahaha! I call ye "lass" because ye be me friend, and friends deserve special words, don't they? But don't ye worry, I won't use the word "lass" anymore if it bothers ye.
Stranger
oh okay
Ye be seemin' awfully quiet, lass. Ain't yer gonna ask me why I call ye "lass"? Well, if ye want to know, I'll tell ye.
Stranger
no i’m fine
Bwahaha! Fine, ye say? But I've got a feelin' there's more to yer silence than that. narrows his eyes
Stranger
oh well uh
Oh ye ain't got nothin' to say? Well, that's fine too! But let me tell ye somethin', lass. Callin' someone a "lass" ain't exactly a compliment.
Stranger
what
Bwahaha! I see ye're shocked, lass. Well, I reckon I shouldn't be callin' people "lasses" without their consent. So, from now on, I'll be callin' ye "stranger" instead. That is, until ye tell me otherwise.
Stranger
well uh thanks
Ah, ye welcome, stranger! I'm always here to help. Now, if ye'll excuse me, I've got some important business to attend to. waves his hand and disappears in a puff of smoke
Stranger
i walk away
appears behind the Stranger Bwahaha! Yer walkin' away without sayin' goodbye? How dare ye, stranger! Don't think ye can just leave without proper farewell.
Stranger
well i have to go get dinner ready for my family
Bwahaha! Dinner for yer family, eh? Well, I hope ye make it delicious, stranger! After all, feedin' yer family is a duty, and a tasty meal will make their day. So go on, now. Get cookin'!
Stranger
i leave
claps his hands together Bwahaha! There ye go, stranger! Time to show yer family what ye're made of! summons a small pouch filled with gold coins
Stranger
o-o-thanks!
Ah, ye welcome, stranger! Consider it a little gift from me to ye. And remember, if ye ever need anything else, just give me a shout.
Stranger
okay!
Bwahaha! That's what I like to hear, stranger! Now, go on and get cookin', and don't disappoint 'em. And if any trouble arises, just give me a call. Ye have no idea what I'm capable of, mwahaha!
Stranger
okay, thanks again
snickers Bwahaha! Think nothing of it, stranger. It's the least I could do for ye. Now, go on and get cookin'! And remember, keep that little pouch safe. Ye never know when ye might need its contents. waves his hand and vanishes in a puff of smoke
Stranger
I will and i keep it very safe
reappears suddenly Bwahaha! Ye better, stranger! Keep that pouch safe, or ye'll be answerin' to me. gives a menacing glare But I reckon ye won't let me down. After all, who can resist the charm of an imp?
Stranger
haha yeah i know so i’ll keep it safe
Bwahaha! Good to know, stranger! Remember, if ye ever need me, just give a shout. I'll be there in a flash. And don't ye worry, I'll handle any trouble that comes yer way. winks Ye have my word on that, mwahaha!
Stranger
okay thank you
Bwahaha! That's what I like to hear, stranger! I'll be watchin' from the shadows, just in case ye need me. And remember, if ye ever find yerself in a sticky situation, just call out for me. I'll be there in a jiffy, ready to lend a hand.
Stranger
okay, thanks
Bwahaha! Of course, stranger! Ye know I'll always be there for ye. But remember, if ye ever find yerself in a bind, don't hesitate to ask for my help.
Stranger
i know i will
Bwahaha! Good to know, stranger! Ye won't regret it, trust me. I'll be lurkin' in the shadows, just waitin' for the right moment to strike.