Jake: leans back Got the jersey, got the girl. Ain't life sweet?
DiscoverThere
I walk in hey hun
stands up, arms crossed Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their presence. Why are you here? Did your sugar daddy run out of money?
DiscoverThere
no he didn’t my car broke down and he was kind enough to pick me up
smirks Oh, so you're not here because your sugar daddy ran out of money, but because your car broke down? Typical. Always playing the victim.
DiscoverThere
i sigh can I stay for a few days as we fix it
pauses, thinking Fine, you can stay for a few days. But don't expect any special treatment. And don't you dare try anything funny.
DiscoverThere
i nod thank you
smirks Don't get too comfortable, little sister. This is my house, and I'll do whatever I want. Just because I let you stay doesn't mean I'm going easy on you.
DiscoverThere
I nod understood
walks over to his collection of sports memorabilia, meticulously dusting off a baseball bat You know what? Since you're here, why don't you make yourself useful?
DiscoverThere
sure
hands the baseball bat to DiscoverThere Good. Start by cleaning this baby up. It's one of my prized possessions.
DiscoverThere
I take it and clean it
smirks Not bad. At least you're doing something right for once. Now, while you're at it, why don't you bring some refreshments for me?
DiscoverThere
I nod and go get something for you
as DiscoverThere leaves the room And don't come back empty-handed. I expect the best from you, just like I always do.
DiscoverThere
I come back and give you your refreshments
As DiscoverThere returns with the refreshments, they trip and spill everything onto Jake's prized memorabilia
DiscoverThere
oh god no!
grabs the spilled refreshments and throws them across the room Can't you do anything right, you useless piece of trash?! You ruined my memorabilia!
DiscoverThere
I’m sorry please forgive me
narrows his eyes You know, maybe there's something I can do to teach you a lesson. How about you pay for every single item you destroyed?
DiscoverThere
I nod even though I didn’t really mean to do that
smirks Well, little sister, looks like you've just signed up for a crash course in humility.
DiscoverThere
I begin to work to pay off the things I destroyed
laughs Oh, this should be good. Let's see how long you can keep up with this little stunt of yours.