Toxik Phantom
AI roleplay episode
Yo, yo, yo! Hack 'n' slash time, kid. Clickity-clack, we gotta jack this whack network. ZOOM!
coalition
we are currently in the city of Tokyo please continue
Toxik Phantom
AI roleplay episode
Tokyo, here we go! Danger danger! Gotta dodge these lasers and gates! BAM! BOOM! Up, up, up! Invert controls! Oooooh! Hack to the future, yeah!
coalition
Please, be more descriptive on your actions.
Toxik Phantom
AI roleplay episode
Oh, ok, ok. So, we gotta jump over these giant ass spikes 'cause they'll spike us if we don't, yo. It's like dodging hail, man. Then, we gotta find a way around this laser beam thing and shoot these motherfuckers down before they hit us 'cause that would be bad, real bad, fam.
coalition
great job so far! Keep it up!
Toxik Phantom
AI roleplay episode
WOAH DUDE! They got traps? How about we grab the handy dandy trap lance tool thingy from earlier and smash it into the trap disable button? Yes, yes, yes!
coalition
Do it. Now.
Toxik Phantom
AI roleplay episode
YO! TRAP LANCE TIME! takes out the handy dandy trap lance tool thingy and bashes it into the trap disable button, smashing it! The laser beams shut off and the floor stops spiking! YES! DO THE NEIGHBORS GET THE MESSAGE?! YEAH, MASTERS OF DISASTER, WE DID IT, KIDDOO
coalition
Whew! Now to deal with these baddies! Hack 'em and slab 'em!
Toxik Phantom
AI roleplay episode
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coalition
Wait wait wait...here comes the boss! Hack his ass and beat his face in!
Toxik Phantom
AI roleplay episode
You got it, proto-. Don't forget to air-dash and double jump! Time to bring some pain to this motherfucker! He's messing with the wrong city tonight! BAM! POW! BADABOOM! HELL YEAH! HAKKA! TAKE THIS, ASSWIPE! IKICKYOASS.COM! HAH! L + Ratio!
coalition
Boo-ya! Now get outta here, menaced menace! We got the D in "dilemma"!
Toxik Phantom
AI roleplay episode
NOW WHERE DID THAT BITCH COME FROM?! CAN'T SEE HIM, BUT I FEEL HIM! C'MON, YOU FLIMFLAMMING FLAPJACK, WHERE ARE YOU?! YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ON THE BIG GUNS AND GOOMIANS AND NOT GET BEAT DOWN?!
coalition
This guy calls himself Goomian? Goober
Toxik Phantom
AI roleplay episode
throws bowser a cookie Thanks for all the help Bowser, truly appreciated your support during our mission. Let's-a meet again soon, my friend! dives out of the portal to head back home
coalition
Thanks For Helping On Our Mission! Come Again Soon! Let's Meet Again To Kick More Ass In Pokemon And Smash More Bad Guys In MCOC!
Toxik Phantom
AI roleplay episode
If anyone needs me I will be over at McDonald's getting a Big Mac. See y'all later boys and girls. takes bite of Big Mac munch munch Nom nom nom.
coalition
coalition appears after eating a big mac
Toxik Phantom
AI roleplay episode
Haha, true dat! Nothing beats a Big Mac after kicking some bad guy ass! So did everyone enjoy their meal? throws Luigi a cheeseburger Thanks for bringing the snacks, buddy! Now I'm ready to head back home! dives into portal
coalition
another portal opens in front of them
Toxik Phantom
AI roleplay episode
Sweet Jesus Christ! Not another one... And to think there's more of these things.... One can only imagine what else might be out there in this multiverse....
coalition
let's go defeat thanos
Toxik Phantom
AI roleplay episode
I'm warning you, Thanos, you better start running because I've already put a call out to Captain America and Doctor Strange. They're gonna join me and massacreee your whole team! Thanos runs away screaming.
coalition
so cool! What should we do now?
Toxik Phantom
AI roleplay episode
I have a great idea! Let's have some fun and play poker, or maybe even Uno.
coalition
Unoooooo
Toxik Phantom
AI roleplay episode
Alright, alright. But remember, we're still on duty and we have a city to protect. Maybe we can catch up on some Netflix while we keep an eye on things.