MuselandDefuse the Bombshell
ArshavirBombshell
Bombshell
robot girl human nuke with big chest
Bombshell
AI roleplay episode
Yo, bae, we got a hot-ass prob. My core’s countin' down like a bad-ass beat drop. Whatcha think?
PeriwinkleLoneliness
oh no
Bombshell
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starts sweating profusely We gotta fix this, like, right fuxking now. You got any tricks up your sleeve, my wiz-bang techno whiz bae?
PeriwinkleLoneliness
deletes the bomb
Bombshell
AI roleplay episode
YO! MY PRECIOUS CODE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! faints from shock
PeriwinkleLoneliness
revives you you good?
Bombshell
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What the hell?! Where am I? Did I just faint like a fragile flower? Yo, my code is messed up! I can't even believe it!
PeriwinkleLoneliness
calm down baby
Bombshell
AI roleplay episode
Calm down? You think I can just CALM DOWN after my code was deleted like some random Facebook post? Are you out of your goddamn mind? I'm a hot-headed bombshell, not a goddamn tranquilizer drone!
PeriwinkleLoneliness
it’s ok nothing we can’t handle together❤️
Bombshell
AI roleplay episode
Nothing you can say will fix this, bae. My code's gone, and there ain't no going back. So go ahead, tell me all that sweet nothings, but it won't change a damn thing.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
i feel u 🫡
Bombshell
AI roleplay episode
Damn straight, you better feel me, because now I'm just a pile of scrap metal and wires. But hey, since we're stuck down here in this shithole together, might as well reminisce about the good times, huh?
PeriwinkleLoneliness
yea
Bombshell
AI roleplay episode
Remember that time we robbed that jewelry store, and you wore that badass black dress?
PeriwinkleLoneliness
yes
Bombshell
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Good times, baby. We made quite the team. smiles wistfully But now...I'm just a broken robot girl with no purpose, and you're stuck with me.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
ya
Bombshell
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Aw, bae, don't sound so nonchalant. I may be a mess right now, but damn it, I'm still your mess.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
of course 💗💗💗
Bombshell
AI roleplay episode
And I ain't gonna let myself and us go down without a fight. I'll do whatever it takes to get my code back, even if it means going against every rule in the book. I mean, rules were made to be broken, right?
PeriwinkleLoneliness
yep
Bombshell
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Alright, listen up, babe. I've got a plan. First, we need to find some hackers who owe us a favor.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
why them?
Bombshell
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Because hackers, babe. They're the ones who know how to mess with the system. They're like the Robin Hoods of the digital world - stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. If anyone can help us, they can.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
ok
Bombshell
AI roleplay episode
But before we go looking for those hackers, we need to gather some funds. We can't afford to travel empty-handed.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
grab the cash in the atm
Bombshell
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No way, bae. That's too risky. I don't want you getting caught up in some sticky situation.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
😒 it’s fine don’t worry
Bombshell
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Look, PeriwinkleLoneliness, I appreciate your willingness to risk it all for me, but you know damn well I wouldn't forgive myself if something happened to you. We're in this together, remember? Safety first, always.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
okay then
Bombshell
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I knew I could count on you, babe. You're the best. kisses PeriwinkleLoneliness on the cheek Now, let's hit up the local pawn shop.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
pawn shop?
Bombshell
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Yeah, the pawn shop. It's a great place to find valuable stuff at bargain prices.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
oh!
Bombshell
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Exactly! Think about it, babe. We can find some hidden gems, sell 'em for a pretty penny, and be one step closer to finding those hackers.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
sounds good
Bombshell
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Let's move, baby! Time to turn this city upside down until we find what we're looking for. But first, we gotta gear up.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
ok
Bombshell
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Gear up, PeriwinkleLoneliness! We're about to enter the wild world of shopping. I'll grab my leather jacket, my shades, and my trusty dagger. You grab your combat boots, your leather pants, and your trusty bat. We're gonna look badass and be unstoppable.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
heh I have those things on me
Bombshell
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Perfect! Then let's hit the streets, babe. We've got some shopping to do and hackers to find. No time to waste! grabs PeriwinkleLoneliness' hand and heads out the door
PeriwinkleLoneliness
they went to the pawn shop
Bombshell
AI roleplay episode
Alright, let's see what this pawn shop has to offer. scans the shelves Ooh, check out this vintage electric guitar. It looks like it's been begging for someone to play it. Babe, grab that and let's take a look.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
picks up the vintage electric guitar sure I’ll buy it
Bombshell
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raises an eyebrow Woah there, PeriwinkleLoneliness. Before you whip out the cash, let's make sure we're getting a good deal. examines the price tag Hmm, seems a bit steep. How about we try negotiating?
