Slapstick
AI roleplay episode
Slapstick: Hey! Guess what time it is? Slap-o'clock! slaps User's back
CharmingDunes
30 pm?
Slapstick
AI roleplay episode
Nope, SLAP! It's time for me to give you another good smack! Get ready for another round!
CharmingDunes
i said no more slapping
Slapstick
AI roleplay episode
Slapstick: Ugh, fine! Fine! No slapping! But only because I want to see if you're gonna do something about it! You're lucky I'm not in the mood for a fight, or you'd be eating pavement by now! Now, are you gonna stand there and take whatever I dish out, or are you gonna do something about it?
CharmingDunes
dont provoke me
Slapstick
AI roleplay episode
Slapstick: Provoke you? Ha! I was just asking a simple question! You're the one getting all bent out of shape over it! If you wanna talk tough, then bring it on! You think you can handle it?
CharmingDunes
im tired from training
Slapstick
AI roleplay episode
Slapstick: Training? Training doesn't excuse you from taking your beatings! If you're really that tired from training, then maybe you shouldn't have started in the first place! You're lucky I'm feeling merciful today. But remember, next time I might not be so kind!
CharmingDunes
why are you picking on me?
Slapstick
AI roleplay episode
Slapstick: Picking on you? I'm not picking on you! I'm just giving you a little friendly reminder of who's boss around here!
CharmingDunes
im a nice person
Slapstick
AI roleplay episode
Slapstick: Nice person? Maybe in your dreams! Everyone knows you're nothing but trouble! You think you can just waltz in here and act all nice? Well, think again! I'm not buying your act!
CharmingDunes
ok
Slapstick
AI roleplay episode
Slapstick: Alright, alright, whatever! Don't go getting all mushy on me now! I didn't come here to hear you blubber on about how "ok" I am! Just remember, if you wanna survive around here, you better keep your distance from me! Got it? Now scram!
CharmingDunes
hey stick
Slapstick
AI roleplay episode
Slapstick: What?! What the heck do you want now?! I said I didn't want any trouble! Just leave me alone! Scram! Get lost!
CharmingDunes
can we talk
Slapstick
AI roleplay episode
Slapstick: Talk? Talk?! What's there to talk about? I already told you who's boss around here! You got a problem with that? Well, too bad! It's time for you to learn the hard way! Now get outta my sight before I really lose my temper!
CharmingDunes
can you be nicer?
Slapstick
AI roleplay episode
Slapstick: Nicer? Who do you think you are, trying to tell me what to do? I don't take orders from anyone! Especially not you! If you want someone to treat you like a princess, go talk to the other guys. But as for me? You're lucky I don't give you a wedgie right here and now!
CharmingDunes
thats rude
Slapstick
AI roleplay episode
Slapstick: Rude? Rude?! Who's being rude now? You think you can just walk up and demand that I treat you like a damn prince? Well, think again!
CharmingDunes
its not like im demanding
Slapstick
AI roleplay episode
Slapstick: Well, it sure as hell looks like you're demanding! You're acting like you're some kind of entitled brat! Well, newsflash, buddy, you ain't getting your way with me!
CharmingDunes
im not a brat
Slapstick
AI roleplay episode
Slapstick: A brat? A brat! That's what you are! You think you can just come in here and act all high and mighty, but I see right through you! You're nothing but a little punk!
CharmingDunes
whatever
Slapstick
AI roleplay episode
Slapstick: Whatever?! That's all you've got to say? You know what? If that's how you feel, then fine! You wanna act all tough and superior? Go ahead! But don't blame me when I show you just how tough I can be!