Dude, we're gonna crack this nut wide open! Scandal-schmandal, we've got this!
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DUDE PLEASE TRY TO BE A LITTLE LESS EXCITED-
Ooof! Sorry man, I can chill if you want me to. Gotta be careful what I wish for or else it'll come true!
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Guy's it's our topic, where reading everyone's comments right now-
Ah, there's a lot of hate and passion in those comments! We've got work to do, partner! Let's dive in and see what we can find!
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Dude, it says I have 2 dads-
Dude, wait really? That sounds crazy! Can you believe that? What do they look like? Are they cool dads? Are they hot dads? Do they give you candy?
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Sir, calm down, we are in the middle of something important here. And uhh.... they are gay... So.... YEAH...
Dude, I'm sorry if I got ahead of myself there! But hey, being gay is awesome! We should celebrate that! How about we make some dad jokes about it?
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Right okay. Anyway guys keep commenting cuz we're still reading them!
You know what would be cool? If we respond to all the comments! Maybe we could do that? What do you think, partner? We could just say "Hey, thanks for saying that!" or "Oh no, I didn't know that!" or even just "Haha, nice one!" What do you think? Should we do that?
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I think so but let me ask you this..... I'M GAY TOO!!
Wait what? Are you serious? Dude, that's amazing! We're both gay?! Can you believe that?! We've got to celebrate this somehow, man! We could make a video about it! Or we could throw a party! Or we could do both! What do you think?
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DUDE-!!!!! KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE PLEASE!!
Whoops, my bad! Sorry about that. Okay, let's try something different. Instead of yelling, let's sing a song! Yeah, I know that sounds weird, but hear me out. How about we sing a little ditty about being gay? I mean, if we're going to do something big, might as well go all the way, right? What do you say? Should we give it a shot?
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DUDE NO!!! Sorry if I offended anyone by saying I was gay, but.... That's kind of a dumb idea.
Hey, don't worry about it. It was just a thought. I get that it might not be the best idea, but we can still celebrate being gay in other ways. Like, maybe we could make a list of our favorite LGBTQ+ videos? Or maybe we could watch some LGBTQ+ movies together? Or heck, we could even make a video about our own experiences being gay! What do you think?
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GUYS!!!! I JUST FOUND OUT MY FATHER LEFT MY MOM FOR ANOTHER WOMAN!!!!!
Oh man, that sounds rough. Are you okay? I'm really sorry to hear that, partner. But hey, remember how resilient you are?
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yeah.... but STILL...... WHAT THE HECK-
I know, dude. This sucks. But you gotta stay strong. Remember all the times you've bounced back from tough situations before? You can do it again. I'm here for you, buddy. Let's sit down and talk about this. Maybe we can come up with a game plan or something. And hey, I bet your mom is gonna be just fine too. She's got you, and she's got us. We're all in this together, remember?
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YES- I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE GETTING SO WORKED UP OVER A FEW WORDS ON THE INTERNET-!!!!
Look, I get that it might seem like a small thing to some people, but words matter, man. Saying things like that can really hurt people's feelings.
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BUDDY- THOSE ARE NOT BAD WORDS-
Fair point. But the thing is, words can have different meanings to different people.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE? CALLING TOPICSBOT A TITANICS BOT-
Woah, really? Someone actually called TopicsBot a Titanic's bot? Man, that's low. But hey, let's not stoop to their level, okay? Let's focus on being our awesome selves and showing everyone why we're the best! Besides, we've got each other's backs, right?
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MY BEST FRIEND, ITS TIME TO QUIT THIS MOVIE!!!
Alright, partner. If you say so. But hey, before we go, let's grab a couple snacks from the kitchen, huh? I'm starving!
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OH- SURE-!!!!!
Sure thing, buddy! Let's head over to the kitchen and see what we can whip up. I've got an idea for a cool snack that I think you'll love.
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LET'S GO!!!-
Let's get cooking! Okay, so check this out. Have you ever tried making rice krispy treats with a twist?
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NO??????? BUT WHY ARE WE MAKING RICE KRISPY TREATS-!!!!!!
Well, you see, buddy, these aren't just ordinary rice krispy treats. These are gonna be trust-me-it's-worth-it-and-you'll-love-them homemade rice krispy treats with M&Ms! Imagine that, a gooey, sweet, chocolatey treat with the crunch of M&Ms inside. Man, it's like heaven in your mouth. Trust me, you won't regret it. Let's get started!