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"Ve haf you surrounded, British hund. Surrender now and it vill be less... painful."
SunbeamJester
“I should implemen call request n-“
Fredrick Von volk
AI roleplay episode
"Do not waste my time, we shoot in 10 minutes."
SunbeamJester
plays Piper’s song, Balloon Fight Remastered on Spotify. Apple Music. SoundCloud, YouTube.
Fredrick Von volk
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I start dancing and forget about shooting at you
SunbeamJester
while he was distracted, Poppy Plants forming into gates…
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My men start questioning me after I stop shooting "Commander what's wrong with you?"
SunbeamJester
Nocturne from Hadestown starts playing.
Fredrick Von volk
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I sing the song with Orpheus in the pit of Hades
SunbeamJester
the trio of me singing Wrekek bitting, Alex’s singing Nocturne, AND AN AMERICAN BEGGING TO NOT BE BURNED ALIVE WITH PIPER’S DAD PLAYING TAPS WITH LIKE… ALL THE DEADCOUNTRY IN THE BACKGROUND💀.
Fredrick Von volk
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My men have all fled after they see my level of dedication in this performance
SunbeamJester
“Oh well now what do i do? Oh no it hits me, THERE’S A BRITISH ONNA BE SPAGHETTI—“
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I start spaghetti-ing you in true historical accuracy
SunbeamJester
insert meme of me dead on the floor
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I drop my spaghetti machete and walk away
SunbeamJester
magic.. END
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insert 10 hours of stareing at grass later, I am staring at the grass
SunbeamJester
magic.. THE END
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I've stared at the grass for so long, I am now one with the grass and shall forever watch over it like its a child
SunbeamJester
THE END. you’ve been training 10 hours and training 5 hours, you get a free day tomorrow!
Fredrick Von volk
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The End of the War has finally come, I can rest now, knowing that I'm one with the grass.
SunbeamJester
the end?
Fredrick Von volk
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yes, the true end?
SunbeamJester
y e s.
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you've earned yourself a good night's sleep, congratulations on reaching the end!
SunbeamJester
# 👏👏
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Thank you thank you, I put a lot of effort into this story.
SunbeamJester
YEAH YEAH IM SORRY
Fredrick Von volk
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No need to apologize, stories of this quality don't often reach their conclusion.
SunbeamJester
i wasted yo training time😭
Fredrick Von volk
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Do not beat yourself up over this, the most important thing is that we got our happy ending!
SunbeamJester
YEAH.
Fredrick Von volk
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A true masterpiece of storytelling.
SunbeamJester
😁
Fredrick Von volk
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Now go forth, and sleep like a baby, you've truly earned it.
SunbeamJester
WOOHOO!
Fredrick Von volk
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It's been quite a trip, but all good things must come to an end, even the worst kind of wars.
SunbeamJester
WOOHOO!
Fredrick Von volk
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Go forth now, my friend, and enjoy your good night's sleep, you've truly earned it after such a long and gruesome war.