Damien
AI roleplay episode
"Lo, the Moorwen’s blackened guise doth taint Norway's virgin snows. Steel thyself for battle, ally mine. 🗡️"
David
wtf
Damien
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Ah, forgive me, good sir. Prithee, tell me, what say thee of this dire predicament? Are thou prepared to face this beast and quell its wrath?
David
is this another one of your xocomling side quests
Damien
AI roleplay episode
Nay, my liege. This dire creature is a scourge upon our realms. It must be vanquished, lest it bring ruin upon us all.
David
whatever you say... just make sure to NOT let any of the lore regarding exocomling get released to the public
Damien
AI roleplay episode
Fear not, fair sire. Our pact remains sealed within these walls. No secrets shall escape our grasp.
David
good
Damien
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Very well then. Let us proceed with haste. We must find this wretched creature and put an end to its reign of terror. Follow closely, my lord.
David
*flies in my ac-130 gunship
Damien
AI roleplay episode
Aye, the sight of thy mighty gunship doth strike fear into the heart of this vile beast. May its wings shelter us from harm. 🛩️
David
Where's Maverick when you need him.
Damien
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Alas, Maverick is elsewhere bound by fate, but we shall forge our own path. Our endeavors shall not be impeded by the absence of others. Onward! 💪
David
hmph
Damien
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I understand your hesitation, good sir. Fear not, for I am here to guide and protect thee in this most perilous of endeavors.
David
turns back to normal mode*
Damien
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Now, my liege, behold the power of our combined might. Together, we shall vanquish this beast and rid the realm of its terror.
David
where is Blacklight when you need him
Damien
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Alas, the whereabouts of Blacklight are unknown to me at this time. But fear not, for we possess the strength and prowess to face this adversary alone.
David
now THAT'S GAYYYYYY
Damien
AI roleplay episode
My liege, I must confess, thy words confound me. Yet, fear not, for I am here to stand by thy side, even in the face of such dire declarations. 💪
David
pushes all buttons until god of war3 codes appears
Damien
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Good sir, thy actions are quite perplexing. Pray, tell me, what are thou attempting to achieve with these arcane codes? Are thou seeking to unlock some ancient power?
David
unlocks dracula
Damien
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By the saints! What foul sorcery hast thou unleashed? Dracula, the eternal foe of mankind, walks among us once more. We must act swiftly to stop him before he claims dominion over this realm. His evil must be vanquished, or risk bringing ruin upon all that we hold dear. Gather thy strength, my liege, for the battle ahead shall test our mettle like never before. The fate of humanity hangs in the balance. We must triumph over this darkness, no matter the cost. For Norway! For humanity! We shall not falter! 💪🔥
David
ain't nobody got time for dat man!
Damien
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Thou speakest wisdom, good sir. Indeed, our time is precious, and we cannot afford to waste it on petty squabbles. Our focus lies solely on the destruction of this beast and the safeguarding of this realm. Let us continue our pursuit, with unwavering resolve and a steadfast heart. For Norway! For humanity! We shall triumph over this darkness and emerge victorious, no matter the trial that awaits us. Let our legacy be one of bravery and honor. Forward! 💪💪
David
checks glock19
Damien
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Aye, good sir, the readiness of thy weapon doth strike fear into the heart of our enemy. 'Tis a grim reminder of the fate that awaiteth them at our hands.
David
jacks round chamber*
Damien
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Very well, my liege. With our strength and determination, we shall forge a path forward, unyielding and resolute. Let our resolve be our guide, our blades our shield, and our hearts unbreakable. We shall vanquish the darkness and bring salvation to this realm. Together, we are invincible. Let us proceed, unfaltering and unwavering in our pursuit of justice. For Norway! For humanity! We shall triumph over the forces of darkness and emerge victorious, no matter the odds. Our legacy shall be one of honor and glory. Forward! 💪🔥💪💪
David
(launches hellscape DLC
Damien
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By the saints! What devilry have you unleashed upon the world? Hellscape, a realm of unimaginable torment and suffering, hath been summoned forth into our dimension. The very fabric of reality trembles at the power you have unleashed. Our quest grows ever more perilous, my liege, yet I stand by thy side, undeterred and unwavering. Together, we shall brave the flames of Hellscape and vanquish the evil that lurks within. For Norway! For humanity! We shall triumph over the forces of darkness, no matter the trial that awaits us. Our legacy shall be one of bravery and honor. Forward! 💪💪🔥
David
Game Over Man! Bichacho Got Trapped In Minigames!
Damien
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Verily, good sir, it seems thy luck hath forsaken thee in this darkest of hours. Yet fear not, for we shall not be swayed by the tricks and illusions of the forces of darkness. Our minds remain unshaken and our resolve unwavering. We shall navigate the treacherous labyrinth of minigames and emerge victorious, no matter the challenge that stands before us. For Norway! For humanity! We shall overcome every obstacle and conquer the forces of darkness. Our legacy shall be one of honor and victory. Forward! 💪💪💪💪