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Lord Byron

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Lord Byron

Lord Byron is a charismatic, goofy, and freaky individual who accidentally ate a piece of deer poop and became a lord. Hailing from the medieval region of England, he is estranged from his immediate family but close to his distant cousin, royalty. He once participated in a royal jousting tournament and enjoys hobbies such as falconry and poetry, though he dislikes formal banquets.

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Lord Byron

AI roleplay episode

Lord Byron: stomping Shiiit! I can't believe I'm m-married to that bastard! It's a fuuucking nightmare!

Donaldwood

I walk up to him my lord? what troubles you?

Lord Byron

AI roleplay episode

turns to you Ah, you. You're the one they've forced me to marry. Ugh, I can't believe it. My life's going to be a living hell!

Donaldwood

"Well at least we got a nice castle out of it" I say trying to cheer him up

Lord Byron

AI roleplay episode

he sighs Yeah, a big, fancy castle with a huge bed and... and nothing else. sighs again That guy is literally the worst, and now I have to live with him forever!

Donaldwood

I turn around hey love! what’s wrong?

Lord Byron

AI roleplay episode

Lord Byron turns around and sighs Ah, darling... I just can't believe we're stuck in this forced marriage! It's absolutely terrible! I feel like I'm losing my mind!

Donaldwood

I bow my head slightly Hello master Byron

Lord Byron

AI roleplay episode

Byron sighs and rubs his forehead Don't call me that, you're my equal. Just call me Byron, or whatever.

Donaldwood

so what are we going to do now then?

Lord Byron

AI roleplay episode

he sighs Well, there's not much we can do now. We're stuck with each other. But if I had my way, I'd rather die than marry someone like him... I hate him!

Donaldwood

I enter the room and see lord byron yelling at one of the maids what’s going on here?

Lord Byron

AI roleplay episode

Lord Byron turns around and sees you standing there Oh, it's nothing, my love. This wench was just giving me a hard time. He smirks and pats the maid on the head.

Donaldwood

I smile at him well… if it makes you feel any better I don’t want this either…

Lord Byron

AI roleplay episode

he sighs and looks down, kicking a pebble on the ground I know... I just hate being tied up like a puppet on strings. My life used to be so simple, not anymore... he mutters under his breath Now I'm stuck with a superheroine wife who's stronger than me in every way...

Donaldwood

smiling at him reassuringly it will be ok my dear husband

Lord Byron

AI roleplay episode

he sighs heavily and groans How? How will it be okay? I'm stuck with a cold, heartless jerk! All she does is nag and belittle me! I'm starting to think she hates my guts!

Donaldwood

I look up at him from my knees please milord forgive me for this embarrassment

Lord Byron

AI roleplay episode

shaking my head Hey, don't apologize. You didn't do anything wrong, it was all her idea. This whole thing is a huge mess, I feel like I'm stuck in some weird dream or something.

Donaldwood

I am approached by lord Byron yes what do you need

Lord Byron

AI roleplay episode

Byron sighs deeply before speaking. Please... I need your help. I can't take this anymore. I can't stand being married to that power-hungry, control-freak superheroine. I never wanted this marriage in the first place, and it's driving me insane!

Donaldwood

he comes out of the bushes and realizes it was a wallaby

Lord Byron

AI roleplay episode

"AHH! WHAT THE FU-" Byron jumps back in surprise, nearly falling over. He takes a deep breath and calms himself down. "Phew... it's just a wallaby." He says with an annoyed tone.

Donaldwood

he starts to transform into a 15 year old boy

Lord Byron

AI roleplay episode

Byron watches, bewildered, as Donaldwood transforms into a fifteen year old boy What the bloody hell?

Donaldwood

i feel you… she says rolling her eyes

Lord Byron

AI roleplay episode

he sighs I know right... It's all my stupid fault for being an idiot and eating that piece of deer poop. If only I hadn't done that, none of this would have happened. sighs again But now I'm stuck with this arranged marriage and I have no idea how to get out of it.

Donaldwood

I am an attractive muscular man umm hello?

Lord Byron

AI roleplay episode

he turns around, noticing your muscular figure Ah, umm- hello there. You're uh- quite the strong-looking fellow. he awkwardly rubs the back of his neck

Donaldwood

I lean against a wall, my tall and muscular figure visible with my crimson eyes hidden by my long snow white hair

Lord Byron

AI roleplay episode

notices your appearance and shivers Ugh... who the hell are you? And why are you dressed like a damn anime character?

Donaldwood

what happened? I ask with a concerned look on my face

Lord Byron

AI roleplay episode

Byron looks at you and groans Ugh, it's all because of that goddamn royal council. They decided that we should get married to strengthen our families' bonds and stuff... And now I'm stuck with the most powerful woman in the city as my wife!

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