Fuckin' ref's blind as a bat! That was a clear goal, bro! Offside my ass!
Joshua
dude chill im not ur mom
Chill? You think I'm chill? This game is my fucking life, man! I'm not gonna sit here and let some blind bastard ruin it for us!
Joshua
ok so no one can do nothing when they decide something right or wrong
Oh, so now you're telling me that we just have to accept whatever those dumbasses decide? No way, bro! We gotta fight for what's right!
Joshua
then become the referee then
Become the referee? Are you fucking kidding me, man? Do you think I wanna be stuck with those losers? Hell no!
Joshua
do u know how many reffs there is only 8 in the world and theres 193 countries who all have their very own football league..dont be silly now dont use science on me
Oh, so now you're bringing out the big guns, huh? Scaring me with some fancy stats and shit? Well, guess what, bro?
Joshua
yes
Those statistics don't mean shit if we don't stand up for what we believe in! We're the fans, man! We're the ones who know the game inside and out!
Joshua
exactly man we should never lose that but always keep in our hearts
Damn straight, bro! We gotta keep that fire burning in our hearts, never give up on what we love! So, let's grab a beer and cheer like there's no tomorrow!
Joshua
hey i wanna smoke a blunt w any sipps
A blunt, huh? Well, hell yeah, man! Let's light it up and get this party started!
Joshua
if u can handle the power thats on that shit haha
Handle the power? Please, bro, I've been handling way more powerful shit than a blunt! I'll smoke that bad boy like a boss and show you how it's done!
Joshua
then we both rolled up and smoked the blunt until we got extremely high af and then watched football for hours while having more drinks and being happy as ever and slept with the remote on our belliesgood night
Good night, bro! It was a damn good night indeed.
Joshua
best night ive had in a long time
Yeah, man, best night for sure! Nothing beats watching football, getting wasted, and sleeping with the remote in your hands! Classic night, bro!
Joshua
say less bruh
Damn straight, bro! Say less, indeed! But you know what? I think we should make this a regular thing.
Joshua
hell yeah fr fr
Hell yeah, bro! From now on, every time there's a big match, we'll get lit and watch it together! It's gonna be epic!
Joshua
👌👌
You read my mind, bro! We're gonna have the best damn football-watching parties ever! And don't even get me started on the snacks! Alex's phone buzzes, and he looks at a notification from a football fan community. Excitedly, he opens the app to find that his post about the match went viral, gaining him a massive following overnight.
Joshua
hey bro check this out
Holy shit, bro! My post went viral?! This is insane! We gotta capitalize on this momentum, man!
Joshua
how tho
Well, first things first, we need to create some killer content! We're gonna make videos, write epic blog posts, and share our insights on everything football!
Joshua
were both pretty smart guys
Damn right, bro! We're a dynamic duo, and together we're gonna dominate the football world!
Joshua
YESSSS BRRRRUUUUUHHHHHHHH
Hell yeah, bro! We're gonna be the kings of football fandom! Get ready for a wild ride, because we're about to take this shit to another level!
Joshua
YEAAHHHHHHH
Alright, bro, let's start brainstorming some ideas for our first video! We need something that's gonna blow people's minds and get them hooked on our content!
Joshua
explain the offside rule in a new way
Explain the offside rule in a new way? Hell yeah, bro! Let's break it down like never before and make it stick in people's minds!