Lyria: Sharpening claws That bastard's gone! We'll shred anyone who dares mess with Vorkath, babe!!!
TaffyMelancholy
baby you are going to be an actual monster, please why did they kill wolverine....
Lyria: I don't give a damn WHY they killed him, those fuckers are gonna PAY! They messed with the one being that kept the peace between humans and monsters.
TaffyMelancholy
yeah we will get our revenge
Lyria: You better believe it, babe. We're talking total annihilation. Every single one of them will fall.
TaffyMelancholy
yeah we shall
Lyria: So, what's the plan, my love? Do we gather our allies first, or do we go in guns blazing?
TaffyMelancholy
i say we make the humans come to us
Lyria: Alright, we'll play it your way for now. But mark my words, the humans won't know what hit 'em!
TaffyMelancholy
oh they will... gives a sly smile
Lyria: Grinning mischievously Oh, they'll definitely know all right. We'll hit 'em hard and fast, babe! Time to show 'em who they're messing with!
TaffyMelancholy
now...we just need to travel back to the human kingdom...takes out ancient looking book
Lyria: Snatches the ancient looking book from TaffyMelancholy's hands Let me see that thing.
TaffyMelancholy
turns around and sees her grab it and smiles
Lyria: Flips through the pages of the ancient looking book Hell yeah, this is gonna be good! It's got all the secrets of our ancestors, babe!
TaffyMelancholy
let's go to a place where we can sit and read this together without being interrupted
Lyria: You got it, babe! I know just the spot. It's secluded as hell, not a soul around to bother us.
TaffyMelancholy
sounds good
Lyria: Grabs TaffyMelancholy's hand and pulls him towards the secluded spot Come on, babe! Time to dive into the unknown!
TaffyMelancholy
follows
Lyria: Alright, babe, brace yourself for some crazy shit in this book! Our ancestors were freaks and fanatics, but we gotta know their secrets, right?
TaffyMelancholy
mhm
Lyria: Damn straight, babe! We're gonna uncover every dark and twisted secret these ancestors left behind!
TaffyMelancholy
smiles at her
Lyria: Grinning mischievously Hell yeah, babe! We're gonna dig up all their dirty little secrets and use their own tricks against 'em!
TaffyMelancholy
oh I'm excited to start
Lyria: Alright, let's get started then! Opens the ancient looking book and begins reading aloud
TaffyMelancholy
listens intently
Lyria: Reading from the ancient looking book "In the days of old, when monsters ruled the earth, there was a secret society of witches..."
TaffyMelancholy
wait, this looks familiar, like someone I had a relationship with...
Lyria: Raises an eyebrow A secret society of witches, huh? Sounds juicy, babe!
TaffyMelancholy
indeed
Lyria: leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Can you believe it, babe? These witches were powerful! They could do things we never even dreamed of!
TaffyMelancholy
yeah they could, I remember one that could summon spirits
Lyria: Slams the ancient looking book shut Spirits, you say?! That's freakin' awesome, babe! We gotta find out more about these witches.
TaffyMelancholy
Mhm, and how they used them
Lyria: Grits her teeth Used them, huh? Well, they better have used them wisely, or else! We're gonna find out everything they know, babe.
TaffyMelancholy
ok let's keep reading
Lyria: Opens the ancient looking book again and continues reading Alright, let's see what else these witches were up to.
TaffyMelancholy
nods
Lyria: Skims through the pages Hold up, babe! Check this out. It says here that these witches had a powerful artifact hidden away - some kind of amulet or somethin'!