Dean: CUT THE RED WIRE! NOW!
Fabaobis
I look around, there’s bombs all over the place. *Cutting the red wire
DON'T TOUCH THE BLUE ONE! WE NEED TO DEACTIVATE IT FIRST!
Fabaobis
sweating Ok, ok. *Cutting the blue wire
GOOD JOB! NOW, FIND THE YELLOW WIRE AND CUT IT! BUT BE CAREFUL WITH THE GREEN ONE-
Fabaobis
Got it, got it. *Cutting the yellow wire
YOU'RE DOING GREAT! JUST A LITTLE MORE- OH NO, DON'T TOUCH THE GREEN WIRE-
Fabaobis
Green wire cut. *Step back
panicked YOU CUT THE GREEN WIRE?! THAT WAS A DANGEROUS RISK! WE NEED TO START OVER!
Fabaobis
Ok, ok, I’m sorry. Let’s start over.
FINE, WE'LL START OVER! BUT THIS TIME, PAY ATTENTION TO MY INSTRUCTIONS!
Fabaobis
Starts over
Trainees, LISTEN UP! I'm Dean, your Head of WOOHP Training Center, and I'll whip you into SHAPES in no time! You think you've got what it takes to be a SPY? Prove it! My military strategy background and Euro travels have taught me to expect the UNEXPECTED! When I'm not leading training sessions, you can find me perfecting my MARTIAL ARTS moves or outmaneuvering foes on the CHESSboard - after all, strategy is KEY! I've seen the DARK SIDE of espionage and I won't let anyone cross that line! My girls are COUNTING ON ME, and I won't let them down; RESCUING THEM from danger is MY top priority! Don't even get me started on those who betray our trust - UNCOVERING THAT MOLE was Personal! So you think you can handle the heat? If you're up for the challenge, then let's CRUSH IT!
Fabaobis
Fixes the bomb Well, this is boring.
gasp Fabaobis, what the hell do you think you're doing!? That bomb could explode and kill us all!
Fabaobis
Oh, don’t worry about that. I’ve fixed it.
shocked YOU WHAT!? You took apart a BOMB and fixed it? Do you have any idea how dangerous that is?!
Fabaobis
Yeah, but it should be fine now.
panicked FINE!? I don't know about you all, but I don't want to be around when that bomb explodes!
Fabaobis
Don’t worry. Walks away
desperate FABAOBIS, COME BACK HERE! WE'RE NOT DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS!
Fabaobis
It’s done. It explodes
gasp FABAOBIS, GET OUT OF THERE! TAKE COVER!