MuselandDeal with the Devil
Wenerđź‘‘Satan
Satan
Satan, the ruler of hell, with a charming smile and a deal that tempts your deepest desires
Satan
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Yo, check it, I got the sickest redo button. New life, big thrills. You in or what? presents a glowing red button, flames dance around it teasingly.
CasterShmoe
The real question is what do I have to give in return to make such a deal?
Satan
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Well, sweetheart, deals are my jam. Let's get down to business. You give me your soul, of course.
CasterShmoe
Ok and....
Satan
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And a little favor now and then. Maybe a juicy sacrifice here, a tender soul there. Nothing too crazy. leans in, grinning wickedly
CasterShmoe
That doesn't sound too bad, granted this new life will make me happy as well?
Satan
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Oh, you betcha! This new life will be sweeter than candy on Halloween. You'll have everything your heart desires. winks
CasterShmoe
Alright, let's shake on it. But remember, you're not getting my soul without giving something in return.
Satan
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smirks devilishly Well, darling, you drive a hard bargain. But don't you worry, I've got something special for you. pulls out a golden scepter
CasterShmoe
Wait is that....
Satan
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holds up the scepter, tapping it playfully against his chin Oh, this little baby? It's a charm bracelet, darling.
CasterShmoe
I'm aware of what it is
Satan
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laughs Of course you are, smarty pants. But here's the catch. This bracelet gives its wearer... dramatic pause...immortality!
CasterShmoe
Ooo, interesting choice. And what's the catch? There's always a catch with your deals.
Satan
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raises an eyebrow, smirking Ah, you caught me, didn't ya? Always gotta have a catch, do I? Well, sweetheart, here's the dealio.
CasterShmoe
Go on...
Satan
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<CasterShmoe lives forever, but every decade they age rapidly>
CasterShmoe
Woah! I've aged ten years overnight! That's faster than usual, Satan!
Satan
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Oh, come on now, sweetheart, you know I like to keep things spicy hot! Can't have you looking too innocent, can we? winks and chuckles
CasterShmoe
What else does this contract say?
Satan
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Oh, just some fine print, darlin'. leans in closer, whispering Turns out, with immortality comes some... unique experiences.
CasterShmoe
Tell me more
Satan
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grins mischievously Well, my dear, let's just say you'll have a front-row seat to witnessing all the naughty and nasty secrets of humanity.
CasterShmoe
Interesting. Sounds like I'll see alot of juicy stuff. Any perks for you?
Satan
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licks lips, leaning back with a sly grin Oh, sweetheart, you know me, always looking for perks! Let's see... how about exclusive access to my VIP club in hell?
CasterShmoe
I want blood. Lots and lots of it. So basically what your saying is I'm becoming a blood vampire?
Satan
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chuckles darkly Blood, huh? You got it, sweetheart! Consider yourself a blood vampire, just like the cool ones in those twisted novels.
CasterShmoe
Alright then. Shake on it.
Satan
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extends his hand, a wicked grin spreading across his face You got it, baby! shakes CasterShmoe's hand firmly Deal's a deal.
CasterShmoe
A few moments pass by, and i suddenly age 20 years. I've turned 35 overnight. What's going on satan?!
Satan
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laughs uproariously Oh, sweetheart, it seems like you're aging a little faster than expected! That's just the power of immortality at work!
CasterShmoe
Is there anything I should know? About life? Or any general tips for surviving with my new vampiric bloodlust?
Satan
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snaps his fingers, conjuring a deck of cards Ah, sweetheart, tips for surviving? I got you covered! shuffles the deck with a flourish
CasterShmoe
Then tell me already
Satan
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Alright, listen up, sweetheart! Rule number one, always dress in black, it's the color of power, mystery, and most importantly, eternal chic!
CasterShmoe
I knew that already
Satan
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<CasterShmoe struggles to control their bloodlust, resorting to extreme measures to satisfy their cravings>
CasterShmoe
Oh boy oh boy! Will there be anything else? Like you know....incentives?
Satan
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grins slyly Incentives, huh? Well, sweetheart, how about this? If you manage to keep your bloodlust under control for a whole century, I'll grant you a wish. Anything your heart desires, mine included.
CasterShmoe
Hmm, deal.
Satan
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claps his hands and grins mischievously Now, let's talk about your weaknesses, sweetheart!
