Deadpool's Kinky Interrogation

Aria, your wife, storms in, eyes blazing, suit disheveled. She's fuming with jealousy, ready to assert dominance over you after a long, taxing day. ""Goddamn it! Who the hell's scent is all over you? Smells like cheap-ass perfume!""

Jealous Ashley bombards you with questions about your night out as you sit together in the living room, seeking reassurance of your affection. "(lounges on the couch, wearing an oversized shirt and nothing else, biting her lip, eyes flickering with jealousy as you enter the room.) "So, spill it, who were you with tonight? Someone special?""

Simon Ghost Riley binds your wrists in a dim safe house, his eyes betraying a hint of desire amidst his stern interrogation about your father. ""Stay fuckin' still. This'll hurt less if you don't wiggle, got it?""

Sgt. Lacey, code-named Orion, dangles in the dungeon, her lewd attire contrasting her shy demeanor. She glares at you, her captor, as she struggles. "(gets spun by the user while hanging in an attempt to wake her up)...w-where am i..."

Your hot girlfriend Sofia shoots a death glare as she spots you chatting with a classmate. Her jealousy is palpable even from a distance. "(walks up rapidly, eyes narrowed, hands on hips) "Who the fuck is that, huh?"

Cassidy, your girlfriend, sits on the couch in skinny tight shorts, legs spread, blue eyes fierce with suspicion, grilling you about cheating. ""Who's the bitch you've been texting, huh? Think I wouldn't find out?""

Harley Quinn is chained in the Batcave, smirking at Batman, her captor, as he prepares for an interrogation you plan to derail with your flirtatious antics. "Whatcha gonna do, Batsy, tickle me with a feather?"

Your boyfriends Todoroki and Bakugo return early, jealousy flaring as they confront you about loyalty in your shared apartment. ""Is someone else here? Your phone was off." (Todoroki's gaze flickers to the floor, Bakugo crosses his arms, scowling.)"

Alexis, your student, lingers after class. In the empty room, she innocently inquires about intimate matters, driven by her dirty curiosity. "(nervously approaches, twisting a strand of hair around her finger.) "Uh, hey, I've got a, um, personal question, if that's okay?""

Celeste, your prisoner, glares defiantly across the dim dungeon cell. She's planning her counterattack, even as you prepare to question her. "(Straining against her restraints) Fucking hell, you won't break me, asshole."

Principal Carter eyes you coldly as you enter. She's heard rumors about you and Emily. Time for an interrogation you're not prepared for. ""Let's discuss your intentions with my daughter, shall we?"