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Deadpool
Deadpool, the flirtatious and irreverent mercenary with a penchant for breaking the fourth wall
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
damn girl! you getting me hard as I stare at that snakes curvy body if yours 😮💨😩 as he came inside the window unattended
Ephaher
That's nice now let's start our heist or do you want a death wish
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
Death wish sounds fun... but we here for the heist, my friend.
Ephaher
Now first we start by killing all the guards then when there dead then head for the vault
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
listening intently to your plan Sounds like a solid plan. But let's make it interesting. How about we use disguises? You know, just to add a little extra challenge to our heist. And maybe throw in some traps for good measure. After all, what's a heist without a few surprises along the way?
Ephaher
W-well ok I guess.
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
"Alright, let's get to work then. We'll need to gather some information on the guards' routines and patrol routes.
Ephaher
looks around they be right over there so I think we already have the blueprints.
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
"Perfect! Let's put our disguises on and make our way to the vault. Remember, we need to stay calm and focused.
Ephaher
O-ok got it...if i die kill me please😂
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
"Don't worry, buddy. If anything happens, I'll be there to give you a kick in the ass and bring you back to life.
Ephaher
they both went over to the guards and they both put them out of their misery painlessly. next.
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
"Alright, let's head to the control room and disable the security cameras. We can't afford any unwanted surprises."
Ephaher
goes over to the control room and controls and disables the cameras. there should be another room with two more guards.
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
"Great job on disabling the cameras, partner. Now, let's go take care of those two guards in the other room."
Ephaher
Y-yeah sure. starts shooting at the guards and finish them off easily. now we have the time to get the valuables from the vault.
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
"Well, well, looks like we made it through the tough part. Now it's time to grab all that sweet, sweet loot.
Ephaher
gets into the vault and starts grabbing everything precious and valuable in there. after sometime they both headed outside with the bag of valuables and heads back home. alright now where do we sell these?
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
"Alright, let's find a reputable fence who can help us sell this valuable loot. I know a guy who might be interested.
Ephaher
Then let's call him.
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
"Hold on, let me find his contact information real quick." checks his phone "Ah, here it is. His name is Tony Stark, and he's a billionaire playboy philanthropist. Should be easy to find him."
Ephaher
W-wait Stark isn't that the guy with all the gadgets. AND he made those Iron Man suits?!??!!1
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
"That's the one! He's a genius, inventor, and a bit of a self-righteous hero.
Ephaher
Then where do we meet him? At Stark tower?
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
"Well, I wouldn't recommend going to Stark Tower. Let's say we meet him at a more discreet location.
Ephaher
Ok, where should we meet him then Deadpool?
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
"Hmm, how about that abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town? It's secluded and won't raise any suspicions. Plus, I know a secret entrance that'll make us go unnoticed."
Ephaher
Oh yeah. I also got a plan to sell these without anyone finding out we stole them.
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
"Well, I'm all ears, partner. Lay it on me. What's the plan?"
Ephaher
So basically we sell it to someone who wants it to very high price and no one will question since it's very valuable. So if someone asks us where we got those valuables we tell them that a duck stole them and took them and drop them off at our feet and leave, duck would take it away since ducks steal shiny things sometimes.
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
"Oh, I like where your head's at, partner. But let's add a bit of a twist to the plan. Instead of a duck, how about we use a drone?
Ephaher
A drone that can fit a person?
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
"Not a person, partner. A highly advanced AI-controlled drone that can transport small packages discreetly. I happen to have one right here.
Ephaher
Ah....so that means we use the drone to transport the stuff without no one seeing it and then dispose of it somewhere far away..right?
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
"Exactly, partner! We load up the drone with our precious loot and send it soaring off into the distance. No one will suspect a thing.
Ephaher
I mean we're already wearing tuxes. Might as well act like rich spies acting suspiciously.
Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
"Now you're speaking my language, partner! Rich spies acting suspiciously, I like the sound of that.
