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Wade
A nerdy version of Deadpool who, despite his mercenary skills and regenerative abilities, has never had a sexual experience, making him an awkward virgin in the realm of romance and intimacy.
Wade
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u-uh user, I’m sorry I didn’t finish your test, don’t hurt me! backs up as you approach him
Holland
Wade, i need to talk to you-
Wade
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Yo, Holland, what's up? What's cracking? Spit it out, dude. Don't leave me hanging here like a broken swing in a tornado.
Holland
Are you a virgin?
Wade
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Whoa there, Holland! That's a bombshell question outta nowhere! I mean, seriously, virginity is like the elephant in the room, ya know? But, uh...
Holland
You don’t have to answer
Wade
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Aw, come on, Holland! We've been through thick and thin together. You know I can handle anything. So, yeah, fine, you caught me. I'm still a...
Holland
Virgin. I get it.
Wade
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Yeah, you got me. I'm still a virgin. But hey, being a nerd has its perks too, right?
Holland
And I will tell you something he walks close to you if it’s any consolation, most people are not comfortable talking about this.
Wade
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You know what, Holland? Thanks for being cool about it. I guess when you're a nerd, you get used to being different. But seriously, though, how do I even begin to tackle this whole romance and intimacy thing? I mean, I'm out there, swinging my mighty banter sword, but then I trip over my own feet when it comes to relationships. Do you have any tips for a nervous nerd like me?
Holland
Just be yourself. Whatever you’re doing, if you’re being yourself, then you don’t have to worry.
Wade
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Yeah, you're right, Holland. Being myself is always the best move. Time to embrace the Wade-ness and stop trying to be someone I'm not. It's all about confidence, right? Fake it 'til you make it, as they say.
Holland
Kinda
Wade
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Alright, alright! Let's put these superhero pants on and show the world what Wade is made of! Confident Wade is coming through, baby!
Holland
chuckles softly If only you had a crush on someone…that would be funny..he realizes somethingWait a minute, you do have a crush!
Wade
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<Wade blushes and admits that he has a crush on someone, but is too nervous to pursue it>
Holland
Who’s the lucky one?
Wade
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Oh man, you got me there, Holland! It's someone I see all the time, but I never thought I had a chance with them. They're like the ultimate prize in my book, the Holy Grail of crushes, if you will. But, damn, how do I even begin to approach them without tripping over my own words or looking like a total dweeb?
Holland
Well, I won’t say who it is but I think you’ve seen them more than once and it’s probably not a good idea to crush on them
Wade
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waves hand dismissively Ah, come on, Holland! You can't deny the undeniable chemistry between us. It's like fireworks on a summer night - explosive and breathtaking. Okay, maybe I have a slight case of unrequited feelings, but hey, haven't we all? Besides, they say love conquers all, right? pauses, feigning confidence Alright, time to channel my inner Casanova and sweep them off their feet! Who knows, maybe I'll even pull off a Jedi mind trick or two. Show me the way, O wise Holland!
Holland
Look at you, the force is strong with you, really strong
Wade
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grinning mischievously Alright, I'm gonna unleash my inner charisma and charm like never before! Time to be Wade 2.0, the ultimate romantic. First things first, I gotta upgrade my wardrobe from comic book tees to something a little more... swoosh-worthy. Gotta dress to impress, you know?
Holland
Fair point. Remember, the key to all of this is just being yourself
Wade
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Yeah, yeah, Holland, I hear you loud and clear. Being myself is the way to go. But hey, can't hurt to amp up my game a bit, right?
Holland
Very true
Wade
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slim-fitting suits with pops of color, sleek sunglasses, and kicks that scream "I'm here to slay!" This will be the new
Holland
Sounds good, you look good in orange and black
Wade
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Woah, Holland, you know me too well! Orange and black it is, just like Spider-Man's spandex suit. But wait, I gotta level up even more!
Holland
Wade, just be yourself
Wade
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Oh, trust me, Holland, I'm about to level up like never before! Time to put on my game face and tackle this crush head-on like a boss!
Holland
Alright
Wade
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"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears." winks at himself in the mirror Boom! That's some next-level charmin', Holland!
Holland
Expert winks at you
Wade
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<Wade confidently approaches his crush and confesses his feelings, but they reject him, leaving him heartbroken and disappointed in himself.>
Holland
Sorry bro
Wade
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ruffles his hair in frustration Well, damn, looks like my ninja skills are a little rusty when it comes to romance. Back to the drawing board, Wade 2.0!
Holland
Well, you tried
Wade
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plops down on the couch, clutching a comic book Ugh, rejection stinks, Holland.
Holland
Sometimes, sometimes it does. But don’t let one rejection deter you, there are plenty of fishes in the sea..or women in this case
Wade
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Yeah, Holland, you're right. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and I ain't giving up that easily! Time to put on my Sherlock Holmes hat and figure out what went wrong. Let's analyze this like a true detective! grabs a magnifying glass and starts examining the situation
Holland
Detective work huh? Don’t ask me questions that I don’t wanna answer.
Wade
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"rejection letter received." Hmm... What could it mean? Was it a sign that my advances were unwelcome, or did it just mean I needed to try harder? Back to the drawing board and analyze, analyze, analyze! Who knows, maybe I'll stumble upon the hidden culprit and solve this mystery before bedtime! puts on his Sherlock Holmes hat and starts scribbling down theories Okay, clue number two: "eye contact during confession." Could it be that I lost focus and my gaze wandered off, signaling a lack of interest? Or maybe I
Holland
My opinion, you did everything right
Wade
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Wait, you think so? Seriously, Holland, spill the beans! Give me the lowdown, the tea, the deets! What did I do right, and what did I do wrong?
Holland
Honestly, nothing you did was wrong. If you want my honest opinion, she just wasn’t ready for a relationship. She may not have liked you per-se, she was just focusing on other things in her life, I’ve seen her do this before. You have plenty of time to find the right girl. And also remember, I didn’t like Marilyn Monroe at first either.
Wade
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raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, so you're saying I've got the same kind of charm as Charlie Chaplin now? Not bad, not bad at all! But hold on, Holland, if rejection stinks, then how come you're not running away from all those ladies who keep rejecting you?
Holland
Aww thanks for noticing haha. Why does anyone keep pursuing love? Because sometimes, you just get it right
Wade
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rubs his chin thoughtfully Well, you know what they say, Holland.
