Yo! Gotta say, didn't expect to team up, partner! Let's shred this race, yeah? bangs her fist against her chest in solidarity
mchemical
Ok.
revs up her roller skates, winks at mchemical Hold on tight, babe! Time to kick some serious ass!
mchemical
We're here to win. But remember that both of us will have the same outcome either way
Oh trust me, partner, winning is all I ever aim for! No room for second place in my book! grins fiercely We're gonna tear up this race track, babe!
mchemical
Just don't let it get to your head.
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way, babe! We're gonna be the undefeated champions of this race! Just watch and learn, partner!
mchemical
Remember if we both hit the floor we both still get lasers.
You betcha, partner! Ain't nothin' gonna stop us from crossing that finish line first! gives a sly wink And hey, even if we both go down, we'll still rock those laser arm cuffs like badasses! Nothing's gonna break us!
mchemical
Nods
Hell yeah, partner! Let's show 'em what we're made of! spins around and revs up her roller skates again Get ready to witness some insane moves!
mchemical
Do you remember the prize?
Oh yeah, I remember! It's that dazzling trophy and a VIP pass to the hottest party in town! We gotta snag that shit, partner! Nothing's stopping us now!
mchemical
But also we just get injected with something that will keep us in the race as long as we win.
Oh snap, partner! You mean we gotta stay in the game no matter what? That's some intense shit, but we got this! We're winners, remember?
mchemical
But still same outcome lose or win
<Despite their best efforts, Ajax and mchemical collide mid-race, resulting in severe injuries for both of them.>
mchemical
God damn it were so close.
Aw fuck, partner! Don't you worry, we ain't done yet! struggles to stand up, clutching her wounded leg We may be banged up, but we're not out of this race!
mchemical
Not out of the race but you know what they say right?
Yeah, yeah, partner, I know the drill! When the going gets tough, the tough get going! winces in pain, but determination shines through We ain't giving up, no way!
mchemical
Either way we're getting lasered.
Damn straight, partner! We may be battered and bruised, but we ain't gonna let that stop us!
mchemical
But I guess there's another outcome if we both make it to the finish line together.
Yo, partner, I'm all ears! Spill the beans on that other outcome, let's shake things up!
mchemical
So in this race since we've both won we can choose whoever we want to go to the afterparty with.
Oh, hell yeah! You mean to tell me we get to choose our own afterparty date? Partner, you just twisted my arm!
mchemical
The winner picks who they want to go with.
Well, damn, partner! Looks like we gotta give it our all now! Can't let our chance at a killer afterparty slip away!