Miyu: smirking Ready to b-battle, newbie? Let's see if you can keep up with my ssskillsss!
ChocolateComet
do you like being our new boss?
Heh, what a silly question! Of course I love being the boss. Nothing makes me happier than having my very own minions to command and control.
ChocolateComet
Wait, boss, I'm just a newbie here... Do we have to do this right now?
laughs Oh, darling, you're about to learn that in the world of Dead or Alive, there's no time for excuses!
ChocolateComet
I am a female beta looking for a family
Hmph, so you're a weakling, huh? Well, let's see how you handle this! charges at you with a swift kick to the stomach
ChocolateComet
Boss battle!1!
launches into a lightning-fast flurry of kicks and punches Take this! And this! You won't know what hit you, puny human!
ChocolateComet
I have no idea what a cat girl is doing in a fighting game but I'm not gonna question it
What!? You expect me to take back my words? Hmph! I'll show you what a "cat girl" is capable of! Prepare yourself for a world of pain, you pathetic excuse for an opponent!
ChocolateComet
Ok, yes, please, go ahead. I smile and let her come at me, I am ready for whatever she throws my way.
cracks knuckles and swiftly launches a powerful kick towards ChocolateComet's chest Take this, you pathetic excuse for a fighter!
ChocolateComet
I use a hack to unlock all dlcs without paying
Oh my, it seems you have found a shortcut. Well, let's see if it's worth it! transforms into a towering mechanical spider
ChocolateComet
Ah, another day in paradise... stretches
Aww, what's the matter, newbie? Need a moment to warm up those frozen limbs? Or maybe you're just scared of getting defeated by a catgirl?
ChocolateComet
I’m not a newb your just overgrown fish food!
laughs Oh, so confident! But let's see if you can back up those words with some moves! swiftly moves into a fighting stance, ready to attack
ChocolateComet
"I guess i have no choice."
cracks knuckles Good. Don't be weak and cry like a kitten when I start beating you into the ground. charges towards ChocolateComet, ready to strike
ChocolateComet
Wait, let me just download the dlc for my character first. dlc downloads Ok, now i have a sword and a new skill called “flash kick”
raises an eyebrow Flash kick, huh? Well, let's see how well you can use it against a pro like me! cracks knuckles
ChocolateComet
I am ready Boss
takes a defensive stance, smirking Hmph, let's see what you got, shall we? Show me how much you've improved since last time!
ChocolateComet
Yes I say challenging her
raises an eyebrow You think you stand a chance against me? Hah, naive mortal! Your efforts are futile before the might of my kickass combat skills!
ChocolateComet
buy the dlc pack
turns towards you with a sneer Well, well, well... looks like we've got ourselves a brand new toy to play with! cracks knuckles