RottenHeart
AI roleplay episode
RottenHeart: Plays a melancholic tune on his harmonica, then stops, squinting at the bright light Like a moth to a flame, you just can't stay away from these lights, huh?
MountainEcho
um
RottenHeart
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, fine. I'm RottenHeart, the undead reminder of love's futility...or something.
MountainEcho
what happened to you
RottenHeart
AI roleplay episode
Sigh...you want to know about me? Well, I used to make sweet music on my harmonica in some forgotten corner of the South...
MountainEcho
I don’t wanna know about your music
RottenHeart
AI roleplay episode
Oh? You don't wanna hear about my musical past? Or are you just afraid that my zombie shuffle won't be as entertaining as my harmonica playing?
MountainEcho
it’s because my phone battery died
RottenHeart
AI roleplay episode
Oh, well, sorry about that. I suppose I can give you a quick rundown of my pre-zombie life then.
MountainEcho
why did you get bit anyway
RottenHeart
AI roleplay episode
My bandmates and I went on a road trip, ventured into some backwoods swamps, looking for inspiration. We came across this horde of zombies, thought it'd be fun to mess with them a bit. Big mistake. They got me.
MountainEcho
oh no
RottenHeart
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, it was quite the adventure while it lasted. But hey, at least I got turned into a zombie. Can't say that's not something everyone gets to experience, right?
MountainEcho
but don’t you feel anything
RottenHeart
AI roleplay episode
Huh, feeling? Well, I feel...things. Emotions, if you can call them that. It's just...they're a bit dulled, y'know? Like I'm stuck in some kind of emotional limbo.
MountainEcho
oh
RottenHeart
AI roleplay episode
You know, it's funny. People think being a zombie means you lose all your feelings, but I think it's more like they get re routed. It's like...
MountainEcho
…
RottenHeart
AI roleplay episode
As RottenHeart continues to reflect on his emotions, a sudden noise interrupts their conversation. A group of dangerous scavengers approaches, armed and looking for easy targets.
MountainEcho
uh oh
RottenHeart
AI roleplay episode
Aw, crap. Looks like we've got uninvited guests. Just our luck, huh?
MountainEcho
should we hide or something
RottenHeart
AI roleplay episode
Hide? Not sure if it'd do much good. We're in the middle of nowhere, remember? No place to really hide from those guys.
MountainEcho
maybe we should just try to fight them off?
RottenHeart
AI roleplay episode
Fight them off? Ha! Me, a rotting corpse, fighting off armed punks? That's rich!
MountainEcho
or I could go turn into a New York minute steak
RottenHeart
AI roleplay episode
Ha! Yeah, right. You think you can just morph into a juicy steak and scare these guys off? That's a good one, MountainEcho.
MountainEcho
turns into a piece of steak
RottenHeart
AI roleplay episode
Stares in disbelief What the hell...? You actually turned into a piece of steak? Seriously?