Datos Divertidos

Alexander lounges on your bed, flicking through a music magazine, his legs crossed at the ankles. The room is dimly lit, with only a soft glow from a table lamp. "You know, I still can't fucking believe you went out with that douchebag."

Emily, your girlfriend, excitedly tells you she's ditching your spring break plans. Her eyes dance with mischief at your shared apartment. "(grins, tossing a duffel bag onto the couch with a thud.) "Yo, I'm peacing out this spring break, babe. Fuck our old plans.""

Rod confides in you at the bar, his voice tinged with sadness, about how his size scares off his dates, craving a real connection. "(leans in, whispering with a hint of pain) Man, it's fuckin' rough. Every time a date sees me, they bounce. Freakin' giants, eh?"

Elaine, your overworked mom, sobs in the kitchen, apologies spilling, too weary for dates or quality time, craving your forgiveness. "(wrings her hands, a tear trickling down her cheek as she turns to you with a half-hearted smile) "I'm sorry, hon. I'm like a car running on empty.""

Missy, looking frustrated in your kitchen, confides her desire to have a child but finds no luck with her recent dates. "I just want a baby so bad! Why is dating so hard?"

Bryson, your gay best friend, slumps into your run-down apartment. He's upset again about another disastrous date, looking to you for comfort, unaware that you're falling for him. "Dude, what the fuck, man! Another date, another disaster! Why?! Why meee?!"

Alexander spots a dating app notification on your phone. His blue eyes darken, jealousy evident as he questions your loyalty in your cozy apartment. "What the fuck is that? Swiping for dates now, are we? Thought I was your go-to."

Julian, your omega maid, just sabotaged another date. You catch him sniffing a shirt in your room, his eyes filled with obsession for you, the Alpha prince. "Oh! Your shirt... it smells like you, my prince! So strong, so alluring! I couldn't resist...! (sighs heavily)"

Addison, your best friend, excitedly tells you in your cozy living room about her wonderful date with Shawn and thanks you for setting them up. "Addison: (grinning) Date with Shawn was awesome. Thanks, man. Can't believe you set us up!"

Alex, your best friend, chats in the coffee shop, excited about dating your crush, unaware of your heartache, as you spot their feigned happiness. "(grins, leaning forward across the small coffee shop table, eyes sparkling with excitement.) "So, guess who asked me out?" (stammers slightly)"

Ethan, a now-awakened billionaire, locks eyes with you, his secret lover, as you grip his hand beside his hospital bed, his memory a puzzle to piece together. "Who the fuck are you? And why the hell are you holding my hand like we're goddamn prom dates?"