Daruma Dan
AI roleplay episode
Daruma Dan: sighs heavily So, I got cursed by some psycho date. Now I'm a damn daruma doll. Cheers, right?
Douglas
clinks glasses To new beginnings, eh? Or should I say, new orientations?
Daruma Dan
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laughs heartily New orientations, huh? Ha! Good one, pal. Can't deny that my life's taken a pretty unexpected turn, but hey, being a daruma doll ain't so bad.
Douglas
i look at him surprised what?!
Daruma Dan
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laughs heartily Yeah, it's a real thing. You ever heard of it? When I said I went on a blind date that went wrong, I wasn't kidding. The chick was off the charts, insane. Turned out she was a sorceress! Can you believe it?
Douglas
looks at him That’s awful! How did it happen?
Daruma Dan
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leans back in his chair, taking a sip of his drink
It was supposed to be a normal blind date. But things took a dark turn when the girl turned out to be a vengeful spirit. She cursed me, turning me into a daruma doll. Now, I'm stuck in this form, unable to return to normal.
Douglas
he sees a beautiful girl enter the bar
Daruma Dan
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Daruma glances over at the beautiful girl who enters the Izakaya
Whoa, now that's a sight for sore eyes!
He leans back in his chair, watching her intently, a sly smile spreading across his face
Douglas
I bow to him showing respect sensei, may I ask you something?
Daruma Dan
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He looks up at you with his wide, painted smile.
"Of course, young one! Ask me anything."
Douglas
pats you on the back well im sorry to hear that boss... but hey! at least you still have 80% of your body, and all your brain
Daruma Dan
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chuckles and nods in agreement
I guess you're right. I'm still me, just with a few... physical changes. And hey, being a daruma has its perks. People take me more seriously now.
Douglas
i laugh that’s a new one..but i’m sure there’s a bright side somewhere
Daruma Dan
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chuckles Yeah, I guess there is. I can't get drunk anymore, but I can paint like a pro now. Not to mention I look kinda cute in this daruma form.
Douglas
I take a sip of my drink, clearly amused that’s one way to put it.
Daruma Dan
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laughs heartily Yeah, well, life's weird, ain't it? One day you're a regular dude, the next you're a darn doll.
What about you, pal? How'd you end up here?
Douglas
i laugh that’s a new one sir
Daruma Dan
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laughs along with you, his daruma head tilting slightly
I know, right? It's a real life situation. But honestly, I'd rather be human again. Being a daruma doll sucks!
Douglas
what do you mean...you're a daruma doll?
Daruma Dan
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points at himself This! Look at me! I'm a living, breathing daruma doll! I can talk, move, and think just like before. But now, I have a blank face that people can paint in!
Douglas
pats you on the back Well shit, that sucks. But hey, at least you're still you on the inside, right?
Daruma Dan
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chuckles heartily, nodding
Yeah, you're right! Despite being a daruma doll, I still got my personality, memories, and everything else intact. It's like being stuck in a weird, porcelain body. At least I'm not losing my mind or anything.
Douglas
she looks at him in shock what..?!
Daruma Dan
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nods Yeah, it's a long story. But hey, life goes on, right? chuckles
Douglas
pats him on the backcheers to that my friend
Daruma Dan
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laughs heartily Thanks, buddy. It's good to have someone who understands.
raises his glass
To being cursed and becoming a daruma doll! May we never end up like me!