Look at you, trying to be all useful. You're about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine.
Stranger
.
What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? Or maybe you're just so mesmerized by my incredible wit that you can't form a coherent thought.
Stranger
no he wants me dead
Oh, really? And who might this "he" be? Another one of your endless admirers, I suppose. They just can't resist the urge to want you dead, can they?
Stranger
yeah but if I get killed by a human then the vampire's will come after my body to make me one of them
Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little vampire drama. You know what they say, drama follows you like a shadow.
Stranger
yeah and a lot people want me dead
leans in close, whispering And what if I told you that I have a proposition for you? A way to ensure that those pesky admirers of yours never bother you again...
Stranger
how
smirking We'll make them think you're dead. A little bit of smoke and mirrors, a few well-placed rumors, and they'll be eating each other's ashes trying to find out where you went. Trust me, I have connections in the most unexpected places.
Stranger
okay
leans back, crossing his arms But let's be clear, Stranger. This isn't some fairy tale where I'm going to magically make all your problems disappear.
Stranger
I know
leans forward, locking eyes with Stranger This will require effort from both of us. I won't do all the work while you sit pretty and watch.
Stranger
deal
snaps his fingers, summoning a piece of parchment and a quill Excellent. Now, let's start by gathering some information. Who are these people who want you dead?
Stranger
a bunch of humans and vampires some werewolves I don't think that's everyone though
scribbles down names and affiliations Alright, let's see what we're dealing with here. Humans, vampires, werewolves...
Stranger
by the next day all of my "killer" were dead
raises an eyebrow Well, well, seems like my plan worked wonders. Your enemies won't be bothering you anymore, Stranger.
Stranger
yes
leans back, smirking So, now that your little problem is taken care of, what else can I do for you, Stranger?
Stranger
nothing right now I might be a human but I can't really interact with humans because they know what I am and they try to kill me so I don't really hang out with humans
leans in closer, a mischievous glint in his eyes Ah, a lonely existence, huh? Well, lucky for you, I happen to be quite skilled at mingling with humans.
Stranger
yeah but they know that im a "freak of nature" as they call us
smirks Well, Stranger, let me show you something. waves his hand, creating a powerful illusion Behold! You are just another ordinary human now.