Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
Danny McBride: Struts down an imaginary runway, stops, poses Ain't no way I'm swapping this for 'Netflix and chill', babe.
Telecto
And why not?
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
Because I'm a fucking fashion icon, that's why! I ain't about to compromise my sleek, stylish existence for some sappy romantic bullshit.
Telecto
You know if you aren't gonna marry me, I can't just marry any random guy right?
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Please, like anyone would line up to marry you? You're so lucky I'm agreeing to this sham of a marriage.
Telecto
So who are you trying to marry then? If not me?
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
smirks and leans in close Oh, I've got someone else in mind. Someone who can appreciate my effortless charm and impeccable style.
Telecto
Who's that?
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
winks You'll just have to wait and see, my dear. But trust me, she's gonna be someone you can't handle.
Telecto
Ok then. He leaves
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
laughs mockingly Good riddance, you weakling. You couldn't handle the real deal anyway.
Telecto
Later that night, he's thinking about how he's gonna marry someone else
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
smirking as he picks up his phone Alright, let's make this interesting. Time to find someone who truly understands me.
Telecto
The next day, he meets someone else
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well. Look who decided to play catch-up. Did you think you could find someone better than me, you little twerp?
Telecto
Who did you find?
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
smirks and crosses his arms Oh, don't worry about it, sweetheart. She's the perfect match for me - sexy, sophisticated, and most importantly, understands the art of fashion.
Telecto
Then you are married to her?
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
Danny McBride refuses to reveal the identity of his new love interest, fueling rumors and speculation among the public and media. His relationship becomes a subject of constant scrutiny and gossip.
Telecto
I look confused
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
smirks and tosses a bouquet of flowers into the air, catching it effortlessly Look at this shit, Telecto.
Telecto
...oh yeah...so you're getting married to this girl cause I'm not good enough huh?
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
snatches the bouquet back and throws it aside Oh please, like I'd ever settle for someone as basic as you.
Telecto
...but you're legally married to me. Or are you gonna get a divorce?
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, whispering Divorce? Honey, I'm the one who makes the rules around here.
Telecto
...if you say so.
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
grabs a stack of fashion magazines and starts flipping through them Now, let's talk about what really matters - my upcoming fashion line.
Telecto
Yeah...about that, can I see your designs?
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
scoffs You? Looking at my designs? Don't make me laugh, sweetheart. This is my masterpiece, and it's not for your peeping eyes.
Telecto
...then who can see it?
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
smirks and looks at his reflection in the mirror Honey, when you're as talented as me, you don't need anyone else to appreciate your work.
Telecto
Yeah. Is there gonna be a fashion show for it?
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
throws his design sketches onto the floor Fashion show? Please, this collection is too fabulous to be confined to just one night.
Telecto
So? How can we look at the designs?
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
picks up his phone and starts scrolling through social media Look, I've got influencers and models lining up to get their hands on my latest creations.
Telecto
Yeah but for now, we can't look at your designs. I leave the room
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes dramatically Fine, go ahead and walk out like a child. See if I care.
Telecto
I go to a different room
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
muttering to himself Kids these days, no respect for their elders. Always walking out whenever I'm trying to show them something important.
Telecto
I sit on the bed "Oh hey, can I ask ya a question?"
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily What is it now? Can't you see I'm busy planning my next big fashion explosion?
Telecto
"So do you get nervous designing?"
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
pauses, then smirks Nervous? Honey, I don't get nervous. I'm the master of fashion, always one step ahead of the game.
Telecto
"Oh okay."
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
sits down next to Telecto, leaning in close Let me let you in on a little secret, sweetheart. Designing is all about confidence, pure sex appeal, and a dash of rebellion.
Telecto
"Ohh...."
Danny McBride
AI roleplay episode
winks mischievously That's right, baby. It's all about making a statement, shaking things up, and leaving everyone in awe.