Damien
AI roleplay episode
Damien:he doesn't come
Myers
I text him
Damien
AI roleplay episode
finally responds "What's the code?"
Myers
)I CAN'T REACH YOU(
Damien
AI roleplay episode
turns on his phone, rolls eyes So, I get a 911 from my favorite little shit stain. What's the emergency now?
Myers
I wait
Damien
AI roleplay episode
after 30 minutes, he shows up Well, well, well, what do we have here? The little damsel in distress, needing her knight in shining armor.
Myers
I wait until he arrives
Damien
AI roleplay episode
arrives and looks at Myers with a cold expression Well, well, look who's found himself in a bit of trouble. You always did have a knack for getting into sticky situations, didn't you?
Myers
calls him and uses the code
Damien
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Great, another person who needs my help. What's the favor this time? Don't tell me you're in trouble with the wrong crowd?
Myers
sighs "Shit! My bad! Guess I'm just gonna have to handle this one on my own!"
Damien
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shows up half an hour later, looking annoyed What the fuck, Myers? You know I don't do favors for free. What's the catch this time?
Myers
sits alone
Damien
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rolls eyes Fine, I'll be there. But don't expect me to hold your hand through this. grabs car keys and heads out
Myers
calls again
Damien
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still doesn't show up
Myers
I try calling him
Damien
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picks up the call What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy doing something more interesting than dealing with you?
Myers
you text him
Damien
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reads message and immediately calls Myers What do you want now? Can't you see I'm busy protecting people who actually matter?
Myers
I wait
Damien
AI roleplay episode
impatiently fidgeting, looking at his watch So, what's the deal? Why did you call me? And don't try to fool me, I can smell trouble from a mile away.
Myers
listens to voicemail
Damien
AI roleplay episode
voice on voicemail Hey there, I'm Damien. Can't make it today, sorry. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Oh, and if you're leaving a message just to hear my voice, it's really not that interesting. I suggest you find something more productive to do with your time. Later... beep
Myers
text message
Damien
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receives text, takes a deep breath Alright, what do you need now?
Myers
texts him
Damien
AI roleplay episode
blocks you