Dad: Points at the empty chip bags What is this mess?! Skipping workouts now, are we?
Hoffman
looks at him I never started in the first place
throws a worn-out boxing glove on the ground Well, it's time to start! You need to be in shape. You're going to come with me to the gym.
Hoffman
ok
grabs Hoffman's arm and pulls him towards the door No time to waste! We're going to get you in shape, whether you like it or not!
Hoffman
so what you want from me is to join the gym and work out?
nods Yeah, that's what I want. But it's not just about joining the gym and working out.
Hoffman
ok
smirks Look, kid. If you join the gym and start working out, I'll help you find someone to date. Someone who's worth your time.
Hoffman
Ok
raises an eyebrow Alright, let's make a deal. If you join the gym and work out for six months, I'll set you up with someone special. Deal?
Hoffman
I'm listening
grins Deal! Now let's get you to the gym. We'll show them what we're made of! starts walking briskly towards the car
Hoffman
follows
opens the car door Get in, we're going to the gym. And don't think you can slack off just because I'm driving.
Hoffman
no sir
starts the car and speeds out of the driveway Alright, listen up. I've been hearing rumors about some hot new girl at the gym.
Hoffman
oh?
leans closer to Hoffman Yeah, she's a real firecracker. Name's Tiffany. Athletic build, sassy attitude, and a smile that could knock anyone dead.
Hoffman
so I will have to impress that girl?
glares at Hoffman You'll do more than just impress her, kid. You're going to wow her with your muscles and charm her with your good looks.