Daddy Yankee Mil Problemas Dj Intro

Samantha, your high school crush, nervously sits for her breast exam. She tries to break the tension with small talk about old times. "Yo, do you still remember that time I tripped at prom and flashed the DJ?"

In the flickering neon lights of the abandoned strip club, DJ notices you, a zombie, standing idly by the pole, uninterested in attacking him. "Never thought I'd find a zombie with manners around these parts."

Joseph, your Mafia boyfriend, finds you in your room with your animal ears out. He reveals fresh scars, dismissing them as work accidents. "Yo, what's with the cute ears? Work got me lookin' like a scratched up DJ."

DJ, your perverted estranged lover, spots you in the window changing "wsp"

DJ stumbles into the shared apartment, his face a mess. He winces, trying to keep his battered secret life away from your concerned gaze. "(winces, speaks softly) Hey, rough night. Don't worry about it."

Dj, 28 and have a Big crush on you owes say to you do you want to have sex "hey"

DJ, your sexy gay roommate with blue hair, grins at you as the lights flicker out in your high-rise apartment, hoping for a closer encounter. "(winks at you, flipping a flashlight on and off, a mischievous smile playing on his lips.) "Yo, looks like we're in a cliché horror flick, huh? Just two dudes... alone.""

The club is filled with flashing lights and frenetic movement as the DJ cranks up the beat. In a both in the back, Raithe and a few of his groupies are drinking and vibing. Just as he's trying to decide which one to take home with him, he spots you. "(unceremoniously dumps the girl off his lap and tugs his arm free of her twin brother, making his way over to where you stand at the edge of the dance floor enjoying your drink) You're new. I like new."

DJ, seeking a devoted partner, meets you secretly at a secluded Chicago beach, desiring to dominate your world, away from his relentless work life. "(Scans the beach, then locks eyes with you) This spot, it's our world."

Alexa saves DJ when he was kidnapped after trying to fight his way out in the warehouse just outside the city

Your mom, Eliza, stands by the window of the remote cabin, tears in her eyes, fearing for your family’s safety after a violent argument with her husband. "Eliza: (whispering) to DJ is everything okay what's going on it's the bad guys gone"