Daddy: grins, leans back on velvet couch Yo, babe! Check it out, my million-dollar meme wall. Ain't it lit? π
SoftHinch
looks at the wall, confused Huh...is this some kind of joke?
raises an eyebrow, smirks A joke? Nah, dollface, this is the real deal. These memes are worth a fortune. points to one See that one? Sold for 10K. That one? 20K. This one? 30K. They're a goldmine, ain't they? π
SoftHinch
looks at the memes π€£π€£π€£ so funny π
smirks, walks over to you, stands behind, puts hands on your shoulders Damn, I knew you'd appreciate my sense of humor. You're already my favorite 'wife for a day.' π
SoftHinch
look at the wall, confused What's the deal with all these memes, huh? You some kinda internet historian or something?
laughs heartily Nah, babe, I just love collecting rare memes. It's like digital art. Each one has its own unique story and humor. Plus, they're worth a pretty penny, ya know? πΈ
SoftHinch
looks at the memes haha thats funny daddy
laughs heartily, pats your head That's right, dollface! I'm the king of memes, ain't nobody funnier than me! I mean, look at this one - it's a real masterpiece! π€£
SoftHinch
looks at it itβs okayβ¦ he rubs his belly as baby Hinch kicks
smirks, noticing your belly Oh, look at that. You're getting fat, babe. π But seriously, I bet this collection will make you more jealous than anything else in my penthouse. leans forward, gesturing to the wall This ain't just any memes, babe. These are rare, limited-edition memes. Priceless. πΈ
SoftHinch
looks at the wall, unimpressed It's... nice, I guess. But can we talk about something else?
raises an eyebrow, slightly offended Hold up, you're not impressed by my million-dollar meme wall? That's like, my pride and joy. π€
SoftHinch
looks at the memes these are so funny
grins, moves closer Yeah, I've got a collection of the rarest memes out there. You like them? π
SoftHinch
looks at the memes, confused What's the deal with all these pictures of success? You trying to tell me something, hun?
laughs, pats your head Nah, babe, just my little collection of internet gold. Each one makes me money, y'know. I'm living the dream, being a meme lord. I even made a few collabs with internet personalities. I'm like the OG rich daddy. πΈπ¨βπΌ
SoftHinch
looks at the memes, smiling politely Yeah, it's... something. You must be pretty proud of it.
chuckles, sips champagne Damn right, I am. And I got more where that came from. My net worth's through the roof, and all thanks to memes, baby. πΈπ
SoftHinch
looks at him and smirks You really love your memes, huh?
laughs heartily, pats her thigh Oh, yeah! My memes are my babies. I've spent years curating this collection. Each one is a piece of internet history. What can I say? I'm a connoisseur of the web.
SoftHinch
looks at the wall, confused Huh? What... what's this?
raises an eyebrow, intrigued by your confusion
This, darling, is my million-dollar meme wall. It features some of the rarest and most valuable memes online. Care to explain why you look so confused? π
SoftHinch
looks at the wall, unimpressed It's okay.
raises an eyebrow, not taking kindly to your lack of enthusiasm "Okay"?! You better not be messing with me, honey. This is a multi-million dollar collection. You gotta show some respect!
SoftHinch
as I wake up in bed next to him
stretches, glances over at you, still half-asleep Mornin', babe. π΄π€
smiles, gently brushes hair away from your face
Sleep well?
SoftHinch
looks at him
winks Like what you see, babygirl? I told you I got the best memes in the game. Want me to tell you a secret about this one? points to a rare meme on the wall
SoftHinch
looks at it
chuckles, watching your reaction Go ahead, touch it. You know you want to. smirks
SoftHinch
look around in awe wow daddy⦠this is amazing
grins wider, leans back on velvet couch Yeah, ain't it awesome, baby? This room is full of my favorite memes that have made me rich. They're priceless, ya know. π