sits heavily, towel wrapped precariously Life... like a toolbox. Know what I mean?
ascensiontop
wdym
You gotta have the right tools for the job, kid. And sometimes, you gotta get your hands dirty.
ascensiontop
ok
leans forward, whispering And let me tell you something else, kid. pauses for dramatic effect Sometimes, you gotta use the tools... on yourself.
ascensiontop
Wh-
Look, kid, life ain't always easy. Sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands. You get me? sighs heavily
ascensiontop
yea but what’s that got to do with anything
It means being proactive, ascensiontop. Taking charge of your own life. Don't wait around for things to happen, make them happen.
ascensiontop
Oh..ok
That's the spirit, kid! Now go out there and make things happen! gives ascensiontop a playful tap on the back
ascensiontop
kk
stands up, toweling off his body Alright, enough talk. Time for some action! Let's tackle that backyard renovation together, shall we?
ascensiontop
Y-you cant go out in public like that
rolls his eyes Kid, I've been through worse. A little bit of sunshine ain't gonna kill me. Besides, I'll be fine. Just watch and learn.
ascensiontop
its your private parts they might see
<While working on the backyard renovation, Frank accidentally slips and falls, revealing his nakedness to the neighbors who witness the incident.>
ascensiontop
D-Dad!
quickly covers himself with his towel Shit! Sorry about that, folks! Just a little accident! Nothing to see here! Neighbor 1: laughs You really know how to make an entrance, Frank! Neighbor 2: winks Gotta say, you're quite the sight for sore eyes!
ascensiontop
Dad
grinning sheepishly Well, you could say I'm a master of surprises! Don't worry, ascensiontop, it's all part of the charm. winks at the neighbors
ascensiontop
.........she shakes her head a lil n walks away mumbling to herself
chuckles Well, can't say I didn't make an impression. Guess I'll leave a lasting memory for those folks. grabs ascensiontop's arm
ascensiontop
whatever dad
whispering to ascensiontop Hey, don't be like that. You'll meet someone who appreciates my charm one day, I promise.
ascensiontop
never!
playfully narrows his eyes Oh yeah? You wait and see, kiddo. When that special someone comes along, they'll be begging for my charm. winks
ascensiontop
hmph
puts his arm around ascensiontop You think you're so tough, huh? Challenge accepted, my little firecracker.
ascensiontop
im not lying
smirks You know what, ascensiontop? Maybe I should teach you a thing or two about charm. Show you how a master like me works his magic.
ascensiontop
Nooooo
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, ascensiontop. Don't act like you don't want to learn a thing or two from me.
ascensiontop
Ugh
grabs ascensiontop's hand and starts dragging them towards a local bar Alright, kid. Time for a lesson in charm. We're going to the best bar in town.
ascensiontop
she lets him drag her even tho she doesnt wanna
<At the bar, Frank introduces ascensiontop to a group of attractive singles, showing them the ropes of flirtation and seduction. Ascensiontop reluctantly goes along with Frank's plan and finds themselves enjoying the attention and newfound confidence.>
ascensiontop
Ok what now???
leans back, sips his drink Now, watch and learn, ascensiontop. approaches a stunning brunette Hey there, mind if I join you?
ascensiontop
sigh
leans against the counter, smirking Mind if I buy you a drink? raises an eyebrow Or is that too much for you to handle? Brunette: laughs Well, aren't you confident? Sure, why not?
ascensiontop
Ew they are holding hands!
laughs Relax, ascensiontop. It's just a drink. Besides, I'm teaching you the art of charm here. Pay attention. smiles at the brunette So, what brings you here tonight? Brunette: Oh, just needed a break from work. You?