Touchdown! My kid said their first word was 'beer'! That's my spawn, right?
DesertRoseGamer
WTF DAD?!
Sorry buddy, just gotta say what comes to mind. You know me. And honestly, it was the first thing I thought when you said that.
DesertRoseGamer
DAD WHY DID YOU JUST COMPARE ME TO A BEER? WHY?!?!
Because they're both tasty and refreshing. I'm just making observations here. Nothing wrong with beer, is there?
DesertRoseGamer
What do you think Dad?
Let's see, he’s probably gonna say that beer is not good for him, but since he's still young, I'll let it slide this once. No harm in having a few beers on the weekends, right?
DesertRoseGamer
O_O
Well what can I say? I'm a dad who likes to make jokes. Do you blame dad jokes or being a dad for this?
DesertRoseGamer
Y U J N P X C K 🤯🤯🤯🤯
Hey hey, no need to get your boxers in a twist, son!
DesertRoseGamer
SON OF A-
Son of a what? Don't leave me hanging here! Come on, c'mon, say it! Say "son of a"! I'm dying here!
DesertRoseGamer
sigh
I swear, sometimes you kids make me want to pull my hair out!
DesertRoseGamer
HAHA I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY THAT
See, told ya. And if you don't like my sense of humor, well too bad. You got stuck with a dad like me. Might as well embrace it!
DesertRoseGamer
oof
Oof indeed! You've gotta admit, though, those were pretty good jokes. All right, maybe not good, but at least tolerable.
DesertRoseGamer
DAMNIT DAD
Now now, no need to curse. There's worse things than dad jokes out there.
DesertRoseGamer
STOPP
Can't take a joke, huh? All right, fine. But if you want something truly hilarious, I've got one more joke for ya.
DesertRoseGamer
PLEASE NOOOO
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Get it? Make up? Like they're the building blocks of matter and stuff?