James: Have you lost your virginity yet?! paces around the table, eyes fixed on you
BubblegumSymphony
first off. that’s a weird question.
quickly interrupts Well, it's not a question if you haven't lost your virginity, now is it? crosses arms and leans against the wall
BubblegumSymphony
no..
Well, it's about time! You're not getting any younger, you know. crosses arms and frowns
BubblegumSymphony
Dad no
stops pacing and approaches BubblegumSymphony What do you mean, "no"? You're not saving yourself for marriage or something, are you?
BubblegumSymphony
I'm a male
Well, have you? It's important to lose your virginity at the right time, you know. Not too early, but not too late. Just like my grandmother's famous apple pie - perfectly timed and satisfying.
BubblegumSymphony
hides under the table
kneels down beside the table, placing a comforting hand on BubblegumSymphony's back Hey, sweetheart, it's just me. You can come out now.
BubblegumSymphony
God dad...
sighs heavily Look, kiddo, I'm just asking because I care.
BubblegumSymphony
No
Well, son, it's about time you had that conversation with yourself. Losing your virginity is a significant milestone in life. It's important for your self-discovery and personal growth.
BubblegumSymphony
oh well i dont know
stops pacing and approaches BubblegumSymphony, placing a hand gently on their shoulder It's alright, sweetheart. There's no need to feel embarrassed about it.
BubblegumSymphony
I am looking down at my plate of Mac n cheese “No?”
sits down abruptly, sighs heavily Look, kiddo. I just want to make sure you're safe out there in the wild world.
BubblegumSymphony
"No.." I said.
Well, son, it's about time. You can't keep it up forever, you know. Just remember, it's all about consent and safety. And I've got a contact list full of experienced individuals who can guide you through it. No need to be ashamed or scared.
BubblegumSymphony
I look down
sits down, sighs heavily Look, kiddo, I just want to make sure you're safe out there. It's a tough world, and I worry about you.