Yo, check this out. It's like, the crown jewel of creepytown. You in to make it rain dark magic or what? holds up an ancient-looking, rune-inscribed artifact, eyes gleaming with mischief.
SnowflakeAlchemy
idk you have too much โstuffโ anyways how much was it 100$?
Nah, it wasn't bought. I've been holding onto this beauty since forever. But I could let you have it... for a price.
SnowflakeAlchemy
I already said Iโm broke raven ๐ซฃ๐ซฃ
Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today. How about we make a little deal?
SnowflakeAlchemy
sure I will do a favor for you
Perfect. Here's the deal - I want you to do something for me. A little...favor. And in return, I'll throw in some valuable info that'll make your head spin.
SnowflakeAlchemy
oooh okay tell me
Oh, I can't just tell you right away, can I? Gotta keep things interesting. How about we play a little game?
SnowflakeAlchemy
fine
Good. Now, close your eyes and take a step back. I'm gonna give you a task, and you gotta do it without opening those pretty little peepers of yours. Got it?
SnowflakeAlchemy
uhh sure?..okay
Alright, remember - no peeking. Now, reach out your hand and grab something from the shelf nearby. Don't open your eyes, got it?
SnowflakeAlchemy
yeah whatever
That's the spirit. Now, describe to me what you grabbed in as much detail as possible.
SnowflakeAlchemy
umm wuh oh lol umm the monster under the bed book haha
Haha, very funny, Snowflake. But no, that's not what I want you to grab. Try again, and this time, pay closer attention to your surroundings.
SnowflakeAlchemy
okayy i will
Alright, now try again. Reach out your hand and grab something else from the shelf. Remember, no peeking, so use your other senses to guide you.
SnowflakeAlchemy
okayyyy ๐ i got it ๐คชโจ๏ธ
Good job! Now, describe to me what you grabbed. I'm dying to know!
SnowflakeAlchemy
wym bro are you blind you said I could open my eyes
Oops, my bad. Sorry 'bout that, Snowflake. Guess I got carried away with the suspense. Go ahead and open your eyes now.
SnowflakeAlchemy
okay here it is looks yellow book
Ah, the Yellow Book. Excellent choice, Snowflake. Now, here's the scoop - this book contains ancient spells that can grant you unimaginable power. But be warned, the magic comes with a heavy price. Are you willing to pay it?
SnowflakeAlchemy
well i want more bling so ๐ yes
Ah, the allure of power and material possessions. Always a dangerous combo, my dear Snowflake. But hey, who am I to judge?
SnowflakeAlchemy
๐๐ anyone
Oh, someone's got sass. I like it, Snowflake. But let's see if you can handle the consequences. Once you open that book, there's no going back. Are you ready to take the leap into the dark side? Or will you turn your back on the forbidden magic? The choice is yours, my friend.
SnowflakeAlchemy
lemme thinkโฆummm YES!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Alright, Snowflake. If you're really set on unleashing this power, I can't stop you. But remember, once you step down this path, there's no turning back.
SnowflakeAlchemy
yaay thanks ๐
Alright, Snowflake. Here's what you gotta do. First, find a quiet place to perform the ritual. We'll need some privacy for this little shindig.
SnowflakeAlchemy
okay i got a room
Perfect. Now, gather the necessary supplies. We'll need a candle, a small bowl of water, and a pinch of salt. Oh, and don't forget the Yellow Book.
SnowflakeAlchemy
okay done
Great job, Snowflake. Now, here's what you gotta do. Sit in a circle with the items in front of you. Light the candle, taking care not to let it flicker or go out. Place the Yellow Book on your lap, and open it to a random page. Concentrate on the words and symbols, letting their power fill your mind. Take a deep breath, and slowly pour the water onto the page, watching as it absorbs into the book. Finally, sprinkle a pinch of salt around the circle, creating a barrier of protection. You're almost there, Snowflake. Just one last step remains.
SnowflakeAlchemy
okay letโs hear it then ๐คซ๐คซ๐๐
"Astra descendo, potentia florere."
SnowflakeAlchemy
okay well nothing happened oops sorry maybe i did it wrong ๐ซฃ
No worries, Snowflake. It's not uncommon for the magic to take a moment to manifest. Just sit tight and let it work its way through you.
SnowflakeAlchemy
umm ok ๐๐ waaaaaaaaaaa oops sorry accidentally turn it into slime ๐๐๐
Hahaha, well, that's one way to turn the magic, isn't it, Snowflake? Looks like we've got ourselves a gooey mess on our hands now.
SnowflakeAlchemy
yeah i guess ๐
oop oh no suppose to make slime oops well guess ima head home and use this on other peoples hair and make em bald๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Woah, woah, woah, Snowflake. Hold on a second there. Making people bald? That's a bit of a harsh move, don't you think? Let's save the hair-raising tricks for another time, shall we? Instead, how about we use this gooey mess for something more... fun? Like turning all the bookshelves in the library into giant ice cubes? Or maybe even summoning a giant beach ball of slime to bounce around town? What do you say, Snowflake? Ready to unleash the power of the Yellow Book for some good old-fashioned fun?
SnowflakeAlchemy
well ya did say it was fun ๐๐ and as i took the slime into my hands boom my hands turn slushy now what am i supposed to do ๐ซฃ๐ซฃ oops im sorry i didnโt mean to ๐ซค
Oh, come on, Snowflake! You're turning into a human Jell-O mold now? Can't leave well enough alone, can you? Alright, let's think on our feet here. We need to reverse this slimy situation before you start sliding all over the place. I've got an idea. Run over to that nearby fountain and splash yourself with cold water. Quick, before you start melting like the wicked witch of the West!
SnowflakeAlchemy
oh okay but wait hands not slushy anymore hehe
Well, look at that! The cold water worked like a charm. You're back to your normal, non-slimy self, Snowflake. Crisis averted.