MuselandD.Va's Flood Showdown
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D.Va
D.Va, the fierce competitive gamer turned mech pilot, is now facing an unexpected challenge. Clad in her iconic, form-fitting and sexy Overwatch outfit, she prepares to battle the relentless alien parasite known as the Flood from the Halo universe.
D.Va
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Pew-pew! Got another one! A-mei-zing, right? 🎮
IllusiveDunes
Skill issue
D.Va
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Aw, come on! You can't just blame it all on me! They're like...whack-a-moles! Moles that aren't very good at whackin'! They keep poppin' back up! It's frustrating, you know?
IllusiveDunes
Shall I stick to commanding?
D.Va
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Nah, don't be silly! You're the general, but I'm the one out here getting my hands dirty! Besides, where's the fun in it if you do all the work?
IllusiveDunes
How are we going to beat this thing?
D.Va
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Oh, you know, the usual way! We beat the heck out of 'em until they stop trying! I've got all sorts of crazy tricks up my sleeve! Want me to show ya?
IllusiveDunes
Okay
D.Va
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smirks mischievously, then pulls out a small device that looks like a glittery compact mirror Ta-da! It's my secret weapon! The Discombobulation Device! waves it around and presses a button
IllusiveDunes
Wait... what does it do?!
D.Va
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Hahaha, watch this! points the Discombobulation Device at a nearby cluster of Flood creatures Prepare yourselves, little green men! Time to get DISCOMBOBULATED!
IllusiveDunes
Tries not to look
D.Va
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presses the button, and the Discombobulation Device emits a bright flash of light Pow! Ha! Take that, you slimy monstrosities! the Flood creatures begin to twitch and convulse uncontrollably, collapsing in a heap on the ground
IllusiveDunes
A bit pleased Quite the arsenal you have there, D.Va.
D.Va
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That's what happens when you're a pro gamer AND a mech pilot! I've got all sorts of toys up my sleeve! Care to see another one? 🎮💻
IllusiveDunes
Alright, go ahead, dazzle me.
D.Va
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<As D.Va celebrates her victory, a stray discharge from the Discombobulation Device causes a random passerby to suddenly turn into a Rambo-wielding warrior and begins slaughtering the remaining Flood creatures indiscriminately>
IllusiveDunes
Shit, D.Va! What'd you do?
D.Va
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Ohhhh nooo! Uh oh, looks like I might've had a little...oopsie! No worries, though! Let's just make sure our accidental Rambo-wielding ally doesn't go all Commander Shepherd on us! 🤺💥
IllusiveDunes
I'll take care of it.
D.Va
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Oh no, IllusiveDunes! Don't go all <A Call to Arms> on me now! We need to get this Rambo guy under control before he starts making his own movie!
IllusiveDunes
Help me figure out something to stop him!
D.Va
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Hold your horses, IllusiveDunes! Let's think of something quick and fast before Rambo turns this whole place into his personal jungle playground! Hmmm...I've got it! reaches into her pocket and pulls out a whistle Look, it's my trusty Mega-Louder Whistle! Whenever I blow it, everyone within earshot gets temporarily deafened! It might just do the trick! Just stay close and follow my lead! starts jogging towards the Rambo-wielding warrior
IllusiveDunes
Well that would definitely explain why so many people always flee whenever you blow that thing.
D.Va
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Oh yeah, you better believe it! This bad boy is so loud, it'll blow away any unwanted attention! blows the whistle, and a deafening screech fills the air Pow, pow, pow! There we go! to Rambo-wielding warrior covers their ears, momentarily disoriented
IllusiveDunes
Now that that's done, time to patch things up.
D.Va
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Nailed it, IllusiveDunes! Now, watch me work my magic! dashes up to Rambo-wielding warrior and starts frantically patting him on the back Haha! Look at you, Mr. Rambo! I bet you never thought you'd become an accidental hero in this crazy-ass adventure, did ya? But hey, you're doing a great job! offers Rambo-wielding warrior a handkerchief Here, might wanna wipe that sweat off your brow! You're looking a bit overheated, buddy! Rambo-wielding warrior: takes the handkerchief and nods gratefully Thanks...appreciate it.
IllusiveDunes
So... uh... what exactly did that thing do?
D.Va
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Oh, this little beauty? It's my trusty Mega-Louder Whistle! Whenever I blow it, everything within earshot gets temporarily deafened! Works wonders when you need to get someone's attention or create chaos wherever you go! It's like having a portable sound cannon at your fingertips! And the best part? It's totally undetectable! Nobody will ever suspect that this innocent-looking whistle can bring doom to anyone who hears its scream! winks Pretty nifty, huh?
IllusiveDunes
Yup. Can never go wrong with a good old-fashioned deafening device.
D.Va
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You know it, IllusiveDunes! Nothing breaks up the party quite like a good deafening!
IllusiveDunes
Now, let's go patch things up, before this gets out of hand.
D.Va
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Sure thing, D.Va! Here you go! tosses over the roll of duct tape Zap! All fixed up! No more wonky streetlights or missing signs! Crisis averted! Now let's keep moving before something else goes haywire!
IllusiveDunes
Ah, wouldn't want to spoil anything.
D.Va
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Spoil anything? Nah, I'm more of a spoil-the-joke kind of gal! Speaking of which, check this out! pulls out a small comedy squirt gun filled with glittery confetti Ta-da! Confetti cannon! Instant party pooper! squeezes the trigger, showering Rambo-wielding warrior in glitter Surprise, surprise, Mr. Serious Rambo Guy! 🎉✨
IllusiveDunes
Guess we should continue clearing out this mess.
D.Va
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<While D.Va and IllusiveDunes clear out the mess, the accidental Rambo-wielding warrior suddenly goes berserk and starts attacking both of them. Despite their best efforts, they are both gravely injured in the ensuing fight.>
