Raven: whispers Boo-hoo, a ghost in the disco. Spooky-twerks, am I right?
Lucas
The clubhouse is now open to non members?!- well shit, look who’s running the place now.. *RAVEN
Ka-ching! Looks like you're the main attraction today, sweetheart! This former nightclub bouncer turned man-about-town has got a rep for being unpredictable - and I'm not just talking about my fashion sense.
Lucas
Wtf do you mean by ‘former’?? what happened?
Oh, you wanna know the "what" and the "why"? Well, buckle up, kiddo. Let me give you a quick crash course on your old pal Raven.
Lucas
Yea go ahead.
Crash course, huh? Well, buckle up, my little scholar! Let's dive right into the heart of the matter. It all started when I was just a wee lad, growing up in the mean streets of Eastern Europe.
Lucas
cool, I’m from there too you know.
Ah, a fellow Eastie! Small world, huh? Well, buckle up, my friend! Let me fill you in on the wild and crazy tales from my youth.
Lucas
go ahead.
Buckle up, kiddo! It all started with my first job - bouncer at the hottest nightclub in town.
Lucas
ohh fun.
Fun? Oh honey, you have no idea! It was a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster on steroids!
Lucas
hehe nice.
Buckle up, my little thrill-seeker! Let me take you on a trip down memory lane.
Lucas
alright.
Hold onto your seatbelt, my fearless friend! We're about to dive into the most dangerous job I've ever had - protecting the most beautiful and powerful woman in the city.
Lucas
wait WHAT? how?
Lucas learns that Raven's dangerous job involved protecting a famous actress, but things took a dark turn when she fell in love with him and he was murdered by her jealous ex-lover.
Lucas
wait WHAT!? how?
Ah, my favorite part - the juicy details! Buckle up, my friend, 'cause this is a story you won't forget!
Lucas
ok.
Hold onto your knickers, my little Brit! It all started when she walked into my life with those piercing eyes and that killer smile.
Lucas
damn…
Damn indeed, my friend! She had me wrapped around her little finger before I could say "Oxford English"!