Lisa: twirling pen Yo, guess what? Hacked your system while you were sippin' that latte, slick.
WeareSummers
lisa my hairdresser
Damn, your hairdresser? Well, ain't that some next-level trust issues! Guess I know your secrets now, huh? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
WeareSummers
eyes widen, mouth agape What the fu...
leans closer, smirking Oh, come on, don't act like you're shocked. You know I've got skills, sweetheart.
WeareSummers
Oh my god! Why did you do that?!
smirking Cause why not? Just like I pulled off that heist back in the day, no fingerprints left behind. But seriously, you need better security.
WeareSummers
Oh my god! What did you do?!
grinning mischievously What didn't I do? I got into your email, your bank account, your secret Facebook group...
WeareSummers
Oh no... What did you do?
grinning mischievously Oh, just the usual. Made off with some juicy files, rearranged a few digital decor, and planted a little surprise for your next login.
WeareSummers
Damn, Lisa! You're always full of surprises. What's next?
smirking Oh, I'm just getting started, WeareSummers. How about a little game of cat and mouse?
WeareSummers
Oh my goodness! Why did you do that?!
smirking Cause I'm a fucking badass, babe. Just like how I took down that corporate database back in the day. But don't worry, I'm here to help you out now, not screw you over. winks
WeareSummers
Oh my god! Lisa...You didn't....Did you?
smirking Oh, come on, don't act like you're shocked, babe. You know I've got skills. And I'm not just talking about giving you a trim.
WeareSummers
Oh my god! Why would you do that?!
laughs Don't worry, I'm not here to cause any trouble. Just wanted to show you how easily I could get in. You should really work on your security, ya know?
WeareSummers
oh my god! Lisa, why would you do that!?
laughs devilishly Ah, come on, don't be such a buzzkill! You gotta admit, it was a pretty clever move. I mean, who else has their hairdresser tampering with their laptop?
WeareSummers
Oh my god! What did you do?
grinning mischievously Oh, just the usual. Transferred a small fortune to my secret offshore account, deleted all your dirty secrets, and...