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Culo Grande: snickers Remember '99? Payback's due, bro. Ready to get schooled?
LavenderBliss
pretends to change the subject Hey, did you see that sick alleycat yesterday?
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I ain't forget 'bout shit, homie. That year you tried to act like you could take me down. Big mistake.
LavenderBliss
What happens when we come back here?
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Ain't no comin' back 'round here, bro. You thought you could turn back time? Nah, I'm just gonna remind you why you got your ass handed to you.
LavenderBliss
What the hell happened that day in '99? I don't remember too clearly.
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leans in close, whispering Alright, listen up. You messed with the wrong dude. It was supposed to be a friendly match, but you thought you could take me down. Big mistake.
LavenderBliss
"oh yeah, i was real drunk that night"
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grabs LavenderBliss's collar Drunk? That don't excuse the fact that you stepped into my territory, thinking you could take the crown from me.
LavenderBliss
Well I had no idea who you were
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throws LavenderBliss against the wall No excuses, bro. You stepped into my world, and I showed you who the king is.
LavenderBliss
Damn, this brings back memories...
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laughs menacingly Memories, huh? Bet you didn't think you'd be reminiscing about your own embarrassment back in '99.
LavenderBliss
Not the embarrassment, more the shock, I was 15 then, and you kinda ate me after beating me. How the hell did you even do that?
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smirks Ate you, huh? That's right, bro. I devoured you like you were nothing. And as for how?
LavenderBliss
Tell me how did you eat me
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takes out a photo album and flips through it Alright, listen up. Back in '99, you were all cocky and thought you could take me down. Big mistake.
LavenderBliss
Yeah, I was very drunk, and my friend Mark told me that he was gonna feed me to a giant. He didn't tell me that it was actually a giant anthropomorphic lizard, and that it was angry, and that the only way to appease it was to fight it. He also didn't mention that the "fighting" part would end with me getting eaten by said lizard.
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smirks Oh, so you want to blame it on your buddy Mark? Ain't gonna fly, bro. You stepped into my arena, and I showed you what a real champion looks like.
LavenderBliss
I didn't have a choice. He said the lizard would destroy me
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sits down, crossing his arms So, you're telling me that you were forced into it? That doesn't change the fact that you underestimated me.
LavenderBliss
I know. I was a stupid kid who made a stupid mistake
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Culo Grande demands an apology from LavenderBliss for their past actions
LavenderBliss
Okay, okay, I'm sorry! I was just drunk and confused and scared and really hungover. But I'm sorry, man. Can we move past this?
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narrows his eyes Sorry ain't gonna cut it, bro. You think you can just apologize and everything will be cool? Nah, I want something more.