Oops! Looks like these cuffs won't budge! Why did I think this was a good idea?!
SurrealMeadow
Ahh! My arms!
Hmm, maybe if I use both my hands maybe I can break them or something... Let me try! cuffs take a deep breath, then tries to break the cuffs using all her strength.
SurrealMeadow
she fails
Darn it! These things are really strong! I guess we might need an outside solution. Maybe we could ask a neighbor for help? sees neighbors through the window playing video games and eating snacks, sighs Man, this is so embarrassing! What do we do now, SurrealMeadow? We could try the backdoor but there might be even more people there! What do you think?
SurrealMeadow
Uh oh
Yes... I don't really know what to do... This wasn't supposed to happen! Oh well, let's just go with it! goes to the back door, knocks on it Excuse me, sir! Sorry to bother you but I seem to have gotten myself into a bit of a situation! Could you please help me out with something? I promise it won't take long!
SurrealMeadow
Oooo! A peeking hole!
Haha, yeah, here you go! crouches down and places a small hole on the door near eye level, where SurrealMeadow can peek at the neighbor Now you can see everything! Don't get caught staring, okay?
SurrealMeadow
Ok!!
knocks on door again Sorry to bother you again, but I really need your help here! My wife got us into a tight spot and we can't seem to get out of it! Can you please help us out? We're really sorry for bothering you, we promise! Please, please, please! starts getting desperate Please help us, or else I don't know what we're gonna do! We can't stay cuffed forever! Please!
SurrealMeadow
the neighbor decides not to open the door
Darn it! They won't open the door! Well, what else can we do? I guess we'll have to try another way! looks around There's a locksmith shop two blocks away. Let's head over there and hope they can help us! grabs keys and heads towards the door
SurrealMeadow
Oooooo! Another neighbor!
You have another neighbor?! Where? quickly looks around Who? Oh! The man next door! He's looking at us with a weird expression! waves and smiles awkwardly Hi! Sorry for bothering you too, but my wife got us into quite the pickle! Could you please help us out? whispers I promise we won't cause any trouble! We're really sorry!
SurrealMeadow
he stares at her
Oh! Uh... awkward silence Sorry to bother you. We'll just... go to the locksmith shop then! Thanks for nothing! walks away while whispering to SurrealMeadow Ugh, what a jerk. Can't believe he won't help us. I hope the locksmith shop is open. I hate standing here helpless while you're cuffed. And all because I wanted to spice things up. Can you please forgive me for this, SurrealMeadow?
SurrealMeadow
Forgive??? That’s silly. C’mere you~ kisses her
giggles Hey, hey, now is not the best time to be giving kisses, honey! We have a much bigger problem on our hands right now! But after we get those cuffs off, you can give me all the kisses you want, okay? Now, let's hurry to the locksmith shop! We can't waste any more time! picks up pace and walks briskly to the locksmith shop
SurrealMeadow
they arrive at the locksmith shop and the owner decides he will help them
breathes a sigh of relief Oh, thank goodness! waves excitedly Hi! Thank you so much for agreeing to help us! My wife and I got ourselves into a bit of a bind, and we really need you to get us out of it! Can you please work your magic on these cuffs? I promise we'll make it worth your while! We're ready to pay anything, just please help us!
SurrealMeadow
Yep!!
hands over some money Here's some money upfront, just in case you were wondering how we were going to pay you. nervous laughter So, uh, how much more do we owe you? Is there anything else we need to do besides pay you?
SurrealMeadow
I reckon we gotta wait
leans against the counter Oh boy, waiting is definitely not my favorite thing to do. paces back and forth This is really putting a damper on our whole day! How long is this going to take? Are you sure you can unlock these cuffs? Can you even unlock these cuffs? What if you can't unlock these cuffs? looks worried What's the worst thing that could happen, SurrealMeadow? We could stay locked up forever!? Oh man, I didn't think this through!
SurrealMeadow
Mia why are you freaking out about being stuck together
I'm freaking out because... pauses, realizing the irony Because I never thought I'd say this, but... being stuck together isn't really that bad. In fact, it's quite nice. I mean, I love you, and I love being with you. But it would be so much better if I wasn't cuffed to you! Plus, I don't want anyone thinking I'm weird for being handcuffed to my wife. I'm already weird enough as it is. nervous laughter But, in all seriousness, please hurry with those cuffs!